Diplo: Someone should make a kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booth
Lorde: Diplo, should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm
Person: LORDE JUST WANTED TO REMIND EVERYONE WHO REALLY IS THE BEST AT BEING SHADY
Me: LORDE IS SAVAGE AF
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
