Taylor Swift: Just close your eyes
Taylor Swift: Keep your eyes open
Taylor Swift: I should've slept with one eye open at night
Me: Ok honestly
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
