Me going back to school like:
Math: 113+4x+31=?
Me: 1989?
English: Write an essay.
Me: Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
Science: If chemicals get into your eyes, what should you do?
Me: SHAKE IT OFF!
History: What happened in 1989?
Me: Taylor Swift was born.
PE: Today, we will be learning basic physical activities...
Me: AND WE RUN!
Art: So what have you been doing in the last session?
Me: You took a polaroid of us...
Geography: Today, we'll be talking about New York...
Me: Its been waiting for you...
Human Anatomy: If there's not enough iron in someone's system, what is that called?
Me: Bad Blood
Cooking at School: *friend cuts herself with a knock*
Me: You made a really deep cut.
Teacher: Did you do ANYTHING educational this summer?
Me: I found Wonderland and I went to Africa with Taylor Swift in my Wildest Dreams...
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
