Person: Why do you like Taylor Swift?!?
Me: {pulls down projected screen} [sets up charts and graphs] [sets up a PowerPoint presentation] (takes out 5 full 3 ring binders) "I'm glad you asked"
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanficthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
