Hater: Madonna is the birth mother of pop, Katy Perry is the queen, Miley Cyrus is the princess, Taylor Swift is the janitor
Swiftie: Yeah she's the janitor because she has to clean up all the shit the other left behind and make pop perfect again :)
Me: NOT trying to throw shade at these other artists, but this might be my best response of all time!
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanficthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
