HOW TO BE TAYLOR SWIFT
•Wash your hair in the magical golden seas of Neptune
•Date all the hottest baby boys in the land
•Suck a lamb's essence to constantly be kind and lovable!
•Rub diamonds on your skin to get that "sparkle"
•Pay rappers to come interrupt you talking
•Cover your lips with the blood of fallen angels
•Adopt around 90 cats
•Dip all your CD's in melted gold to make hits
EASY PEASY
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
