Santa: What do you want for Christmas
Me: Taylor Swift
Santa: *wipes tear*
Santa: Me too
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanficthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
Verse 2
Santa: What do you want for Christmas
Me: Taylor Swift
Santa: *wipes tear*
Santa: Me too