Vouge: So what are your plans for 2016, Taylor?
Taylor: I'd really like my hair to match my career
Vouge:. ...
Taylor: Platinum Bitch!
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
