(Found this on Twitter. Thought it was funny. Remember it's a joke)
Taylor: I'm so sorry Nicki
Nicki: Band Aids don't fix bullet holes. You say sorry just for show.
This is how it should of went down
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH