Me: *meets Calvin and hands him my phone number*
Calvin: I have a girlfriend
Me: I know, it's for her
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The Swiftie Bible
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Verse 149
Me: *meets Calvin and hands him my phone number*
Calvin: I have a girlfriend
Me: I know, it's for her
