Taylor: hi sweetheart
Me: Hi!!! Will you sign this please?
Taylor: of course!
Me: Thank you *starts to walk away*
Taylor: wait...that was a adoption paper--
Me: ......No......bye, see you in a week
Taylor: WAIT COME BACK
Me: *runs off screaming YOLO*
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanficthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
