Headline: Taylor Swift gave better gifts to her fans than you have your family
Me: This is the truest headline I've seen all week
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The Swiftie Bible
Fanfictionthis story was made in the 1989 era, new jokes have been made and these are like hella old BUT STILL FUNNY new reputation era jokes coming soon... 1...2...3 LETS GO BITCH
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Headline: Taylor Swift gave better gifts to her fans than you have your family
Me: This is the truest headline I've seen all week
