Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 2

"Hey guys ! it's me Rita ! Welcome to a new episode of bleach truth or dare show . I posted the s story about 2 days ago and I was so excited to start writing it again . So I asked my friend for some truths and dares , even though she doesn't really like bleach. So please anyway please say hi to all the bleach crew!!!!! Say hi guys" "please save us !" They all screamed at unison . " the last thing I want is for a crazy fan to take me as hostage to play this game ! And she's a YAOI fan ! I'm doomed " said Grimmjow "oh don't worry Gimmy I have more feelings for Yumichika tesla and Ggio . But I love you too " I said proudly . " you don't have *gulp* any dares for me right ?" Ichigo said , worried about himself and his friends . " you'll see *ahem* all the boys have toooooooo *drumroll*WEAR BIKKINIS AND DANCE TO I'M A BARBIE GIRL !!" I exclaimed . " what!!" All the boys said in unison . " but that would be the ugliest thing in the world " said my lovely Yumi. "Do it or I'll lock you in a room with Hisagi " " I thought you loved ikkayumi ?" Said the gay smart ass s-zayel . " I changed my mind Hisagi x Yumi is hotter . And I have a feeling it's sadistic . I love sadists." Everyone was silent. "Change! " I shot at the boys . They all started running inside a room which I named - the room of misery and cloths - " wait tensa!" I called out to the cute boy who looked at me with hopeful eyes . " I have planned something else for you " I said with a smirk . Tensa gulped.
*after 5 minutes*
All the boys were done changing . They looked hilarious ! Me the girls and tensa were rolling on the floor laughing . " not funny !" Yamamoto growled . The boys stranded there blushing like idiots ( except tensa) " why didn't he change ?" Asked an angry hichigo . " because . Now DANCE !" I said as I turned on the song from my imaginary computer . ( because I don't have a computer)
*after the song ended*
Please wait 3 hours . It seems the writer had lost it from laughter. [elevator music on]
* after 3 hours *
" whoa ! That was amazing ! I haven't laughed like this in forever !" I said as I wipped a tear from my eye . " can we change now ?" Asked a super red haschwalth " of course " I said . The boys ran in -the room of misery and cloths- almost immediately. ( I'll just change it's name to - the torture room of everything - .) "Tensa ?" Tensa flinched. " y-yeah?" " I want you to *whisper something in tensa's ear * you understand ?" Tensa had a real big creepy smirk on his face . " yes. I do" and just as I was done talking to Tensa , the boys walked out . " oh my sweet sweet lovely sugar cube Hichigo ! Are you done changing ?" Tensa said all mother like . " what ?" Hichigo asked stupidly . " shush shush shush . Don't worry ! I'll take care of you ! You don't have to act like an adult . Just do what mommy Tensa tells you to do " Tensa said as if he was talking to a child. "What is that supposed to mean Tensa!!!!" Hichigo growled angrily . He started chasing Tensa around . Tensa just ran and judged Hichigo's fists . " the Tensa thing is my idea. Anyway! The next dare from my friend is for Ichigo " Ichigo gulped I smirked " you will have to ....." " have to what ? Have to what ?! Say it!" Ichigo screamed . " KISS YUROICHI" I exclaimed happily . " why are you happy ! Isn't it enough she gets naked around me ? I am NOT kissing the cat Woma-" Ichigo was cut off by Yuroichi's kiss .He didn't know what to say . He was doomed ' I'm doomed ' . Ended the kiss by turning into a cat . " you should train on your kisses more, Ichigo . You'll never get a girlfriend if you keep up putting on this surprised face on your face whenever someone kisses you." Yuroichi said. She started licking herself not realizing the - Soi fon VS Ichigo - fight . And Soi fon is winning of course . Ichigo doesn't hit woman's . " I hathe you" Ichigo couldn't talk right because his face looked like a car accident . Orihime started to heal him and I pretended to not hear what he just said. " Next dare is also for Ichigo" "What?! Oh please don't make me kiss Grimmjow " Ichigo prayed " I won't mind it though" grimmjow said sexily and licked his lips. Everyone stared . " what? The blue haired cat questioned . " nothing . Ichigo your dare is : you have to dance hula while wearing Hawaiian cloths and rose will play the Hawaiian music" I said. "Actually it doesn't sound bad . " Ichigo said happily .ichigo starts dancing with Hawaiian cloths that came from no where and rose starts playing the music. Ichigo starts dancing nonstop and rose starts playing nonstop . " they got so much into it" Renji said .then he started laughing at Ichigo . "KIRA!" I screamed loudly which made Kira jump ."Yes" he said."you'll have to dance chicken dance wearing only your boxers" I said . "What ?! I don't want to dance chicken dance ! I'm ok with the boxers part because I always end up wearing my boxers when I'm drunk ! But chicken dance ? Why ?" The blonde emo asked. I sighed. "Look, my friend doesn't know any bleach character , she just said the dares and I chose people. I chose you because you fought avirama . Avirama is a bird. You get it ?"I said everything slowly as if I was talking to a little child. "Yeah. I get it . I'm not 3 years old." Said the blonde emo coldly. " then do your dare . Or else " I said the last with more evilness in my voice. Kira gulped. He started taking off his cloths . And when he took off his shirt someone wolf whistled. " who was that ?" Kira said with a blush . " I say it's stark" kyoraku said,raising his hand. "It's a wolf whistle. That doesn't mean it was me, just cause I'm a wolf." Stark said coldly." "Done" Kira said after he was done taking off his cloths. (except his boxers) " then what are you waiting for ? A dance partner? DANCE" I said. Kira started dancing the chicken dance and everyone laughed at him . Except the cold and cool people. But some of them held back their laughs . Like Hitsugaya. Kira didn't say a word . He's cheeks were pink . he started wearing his cloths back on and when he was about to put his shirt on , someone wolf whistled. " who's doing that!" Kira screamed. No one answered . He turned around and smiled . He started wearing his shirt . But he looked at everyone from the corner of his eyes . There was another wolf whistle . "AHA!" Kira said loudly and pointed at kazeshini . Kazeshini whistled innocently . Kira growled at him then wore his shirt . " are we done?" Asked a bored Renji . " nope. Our last dare from my friend iiiiiiis *drumroll* byakuya!" I said like a host hosting a show . " Oh gosh " byakuya said . " you'll have to put tattoos exactly like Renji's" " what?" Renji said like an idiot " Byakuya. Has.To.Put.tattoos.exactly.like.yours" I said slowly , as if I was talking to a child . "Is that all?" Byakuya asked, cold as usual ." Yup" I said happily. " great. I can finally go home . " Byakuya went in - the evil room of everything- .he got out 30 minutes later. He looked adorable like a little bird drinking from a lake, and hot like Aizen. "I'm going to take years to remove all this tattoo from my body." Byakuya said with a little bit of a f anger in his voice. "How did you know how far his tattoos go?" I asked . Byakuya acted as if he didn't hear me. " can we go now?" He asked with a little bit faster than his usual speed. " of course! But I will take you guys again for the next episode. " " what about our powers and zanpakutos ?" Asked Nnoitra. "You'll get them once you return to your places . BYE BYE!" I clapped my hands and all the Bleach crew disapeared. Except Tesla. " Um, Rita, or host, or whatever. I think you forgot to send me back" Tesla said a little worried. " Are you kidding me? I wanted to cuddle you ever since I started this fic. I'm going to give you hell today" I said. Tesla gulped. " well then. SEE YOU GUYS LATER! And don't forget to send me your truths and dares.I'll give a cookie to the first subscriber!" I waved at the camera as it shuts off.

End of episode 2

PS: I love all of my readers! And I don't own bleach!

Ishida: seriously you should say the disclaimer first thing before writing the episode .

Me : I don't care ishi.

Tesla: can you send me back now? My body hurts from all the hugging.

Me: when Hisagi kisses Yumichika, I'll think about it.