Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 8

Disclaimer: I don't own bleach. My author powers can't get me all I want.

Rita: Hell guys! This is a new episode of truth or dare! And since I didn't do my dare right, I am going out on a date with Ishida.

Ishida: Nooooooooo!

Rita: don't worry. Neon-chan said I have to be sweet to you. So I will.

Ishida: will you.

Rita: yeah! I might be mean, but I'm on my word. I will not do anything to harm you.

Ishida:*sigh with relief .*

Rita: alright then.*snaps fingers and her and Uryuu's cloths change.* *smiles sweetly at Uryuu.* shall we go?

Ishida:*blush.* Y-yeah.

Rita:*takes ishida's hand.* Tensa you host the show while I'm gone,ok?

Tensa: roger that ma'am .

Rita:*snaps fingers again and both her and Ishida disappear.*

Tensa:*suddenly have Author powers.*sweet~ *smirks EVILY at the bleach characters.*

Everyone:*gulp.*

Tensa: will then. We don't have any truths and dares since Our dear author wrote this chapter quickly so Neon-chan won't be mad, we don't have anything to do. And since I'm the host , I shall give you the so called truths and Dares .

Hichigo: oh god, help me.

Tensa:*in a cold sadistic evil voice.* zangetsu, strip.

Zangetsu: excuse me?

Tensa: Strip!

Zangetsu: *jumps.* ye-yes.*blushes hard then takes of his cloths.*

Ichigo: Holy shit! The old man has an amazing body!

Hichigo:*wolf whistles.*

Zangetsu: *hit Hichigo on the head.*

Hichigo: OW! Sorry.

Tensa: Now take a picture of yourself and put it on the Internet, and say some perverted thing about how you want girls and boys to ship you, then complement yourself and your body. Let's see how many people will like and how many will dislike.*laughs a low evil laugh...... Scratch that. SUPER evil and creepy.*

Zangetsu.:*Blushes harder ,if that's even possible , and does what Tensa told him to do then wear his cloths back on. Gives the phone to Tensa and goes to the corner of shame.*

Tensa:*smirks.looks at the phone then laughs maniacally like he was born an evil soul.*

Everyone:*shiver in a corner.*

Hichigo:*takes the phone and looks. Shows the phone to everyone. The number of likes and dislikes was high but equal . What was funny was that the comments were from perverted boys and girls. All of them asking if they can have him for some special time, or ask to marry him.*

Everyone:*doesn't pay much attention to the photo , and keep staring at a laughing Tensa, who started clutching his stomach. He looked so sadistic and evil.even more than S-zayel, Mayuri and yachiru all together .*

Yumichika: at least he still looks beautiful.

Ikkaku: I'm going to drink a lot when we get back.

*After 2 hours of evil laughing.*

Rita and Ishida: *come back holding hands. Ishida looked happy.*

Tensa:*suddenly sweet.* did you guys have fun?

Rita:Yeah! Ishida taught me how to shoot an arrow. It was fun!

Ishida: I can't believe I'm saying that , but I had fun too. We went to an amusement park , and I can't deny That I was happy when Rita darted around from game to game like a little child.

Rita:Hey! I'm not a child.

Ishida: just kidding.*giggles.*

Ichigo: oh my god you're back!! Please don't leave us again! I'll do everything you say , but please, don't leave us again!!

Rita: whoa calm down. What happened?

Ichigo: Tensa was ba-

Tensa:*sends a quick and evil death glare at Ichigo.*

Ichigo:*almost scared for life.*i mean ... He was BETTER than we expected. So we don't want you to go so we can like you.....instead of him?*laughs awkwardly.*

Rita:*stares at Ichigo.* yeah. Whatever. So I guess that's it for today! Please send me your truths and dares! And I don't really know what happened while I was gone, but I hope you had fun. I hope you enjoyed it Neon-chan!

Tensa:Bye bye~

Screen goes black

End Of Episode 8.