Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 13

Disclaimer : I don't own bleach. I just consider the characters my puppets.

Rita : Hello and welcome everyone to new episode of Bleach Truth or Dare!!

Tensa: I baked you guys cookies~! *whisper* don't worry their not poisened .

Rita: did you say something?

Tensa: no~

Rita:oh, ok then. Let's begin!

Bazz B: wait! Renji is telling me how to get awesome tattoos ! Ok continue, Renji.

Renji: so as I was saying *blah blah blah*

Rita: Nah. Nnoitra!

Nnoitra: what?!

Rita: why did you wear a spoon shaped hood?

Nnoitra: 1-so I can remember what a spoon is for. 2- cause I-

Rita: you know, you won't remember what a spoon is for if you put it behind your head.

Kenpachi: yeah , it's stupider than my sense of directions.

Rita: but you sense of direction is bad not stupid.

Kenpachi: so?

Rita:*shrug*

Nnoitra: don't cut me off idiots! Now where was I? Oh right! 2-cause I look bad ass.

Grimmjow: you mean you look like a spoon that have poofy legs.

Ilforte: or a big pencil with a big eraser!

Tesla: or a big moving ,talking d**k.

Everyone :*laugh at Nnoitra*

Nnoitra:......

Nnoitra: *mumble* I think it looks cool.

Rita: ok then. Next- oh god! O almost forgot!

Tensa: what is it? Someone'p died?

Rita:what? No! Do you see the guy on the picture above?

Everyone: yeah?

Rita: he's your torturer.

Orihime: torturer?

Rita: yeah, if you refuse to do a dare you'll get tortured.

Szayel: does that mean...

Rita: I will give you back your powers. BUT NO FIGHTING OR ELSE!!

Aizen: just give us back our powers.

Gin: you really miss you powers that much, huh, Aizen-taichou?

Aizen: yes. Yes I do.

Rita:*snaps fingers* okay then! Moving on! Ggio?

Ggio: yes?

Rita:will you please dress as a hot and sexy pirate and dance to 'wealthy girl'?

Ggio: no?

Rita: why not?

Ggio:because?

Rita:will you do it or else?

Ggio: ok?

Ishida: will you please stop with the slow creepy questioning talk?!!

Rita: fiiiiine.

Ggio:*go in the EROE* *comes out of the EROE a few minutes later dressed as a sexy hot pirate*

Ggio:get ready to see my amazing body move.