Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 69

Disclaimer : I don't own Bleach~!

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Rita : Helloooooooooo and welcome everyone , to a new episode of Bleach Truth Or Dare!

Kotori : Plus a few animes!

Rita : The long awaited episode , Episode 69 , is finally here! 

Rita : Now y'all must be wondering what the long wait was for. Well , after some decision making , we decided to give you the answer! Kotori. If you please.

Kotori : *Drag in a chair from the EROE with the author tied up on it* This here is the reason!

Rita : Behold! A lazy shitty Author!

Author : RELEASE ME! I'M INNOCENT! FALSE ACCUSATIONS!

Kotori : Say that to all the fans you've let down! You disgrace!

Author : It's not my fault! I wasn't being lazy! I just forgot I had stories to update!

Rita : EXCUSES!

Author : IT'S THE TRUTH!

Tensa : Can we please put our differences aside for now? The camera's rolling. We should do our best to make the fans happy with this episode!

Rita : Ugh.

Kotori : If it wasn't for Tensa's cuteness , you'd be dead.

Author : Sure..

Rita : Oh my god she disappeared. 

Kotori : Again.

Rita : I guess we'll have to move on.. but first of all , a small commercial break!

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Rita : Welcome back to the episode everyone!

Kotori : We started the commercial before starting the real fun , so get ready for a roller coaster of fun truths and dares from none other than you , our dearest fans!

Ichigo : STOP TALKING LIKE THAT YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!

Rita : WE TALK HOWEVER THE FUCK WE WANT.

Kotori : WE EVEN WENT BEYOND THE POINT OF CENSORING CUSS WORDS.

Rita : THAT DAMN LAZY AUTHOR.

Ichigo : SOMEONE PLEASE START THE EPISODE PROPERLY!

Hichigo : First dare's from Yuki.

Isshin : She dares the author not to put any sexual content in the episode , since it's episode 69 and all , for the sake of irony. 

Rita : But of course , dares are okay. They're like a safe card.

Grimmjow : Please lord , let me get a dare to fuck Ichigo.