Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 20 (AKA the longest TOD chapter ever made by humankind)

Disclaimer : I don't own bleach.... I don't..... Really....... I don't own bleach.

Rita : (carrying a microphone ) HELLO EVERYONE TO A NEW EPISODE OF BLEACH TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!

Everyone: MY EEEEAAAARRSS!!

Rita : opps. Sorry dudes.

Tensa : why did you do that?!

Rita : I'm so happy! We have SO much dares!

Ishida : I have a bad feeling about the answer I'm going to get if I ask this question , but, how many truths do we have?

Rita : one!

Ishida : and how many dares?

Rita : 15 - 20 I don't really know.

Tensa : *thinking* yes!

Everyone except Dave , Rita , and Tensa: *thinking* oh god.

Rita : first , I'd like to introduce a new host!

Tensa : I baked him/her some cookies~!

Rita : please say hi toooo..*drumroll*.. Kotori!!

Kotori : hey guys!

Rita : sorry ClaryssDelaCruz. You haven't told me your gender.

Tensa : do you except the cookies? They're not poisoned.*hopeful eyes*

Motorists: hmmm..... NO! *laugh evily*

Tensa: *make the saddest face ever* oh. Is that so?

kotori: hey! I was just kidding! *eat the cookies happily*

Tensa : *smile* I'm happy you like it.

Dave : shall we begin?

Rita : yes, we shall. You go first Dave because your dares are the shortest.

Dave : got it. My first dare is for Yoruichi and Uruhara.

Yoruichi: yay~! A dare for me~!

Uruhara: will will, I just hope I get more dare and truths.

Rita : you might, you might not.

Kotori: you're right , you are not

Uruhara : I don't, give a f**k.

Rita : meanie!

Dave : you and Yoruichi are going on a date.

Yoruichi and Uruhara: *smile*

Dave: and Soi Fon has to watch the whole thing.

Soi Fon: *glare at Uruhara with hateful eyes*

Uruhara: *gulp*

Rita : have a bad trip~!

Motorists and Dave: *kick Yoruichi and Uruhara in the portal that was never there *

Rita : alright! Next please~!

Dave : Komamura has to act like Yachiru toward Kenpachi!

Komamura:?

Kenpachi: ANOTHER Yachiru?! Seriously? This one is already giving me hell!