Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 71

Disclaimer : I don't own Bleach! + the few animes.

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Rita : Literally the only dare we have is Kotori nearly begging us to fight her.

Kotori  : RUDE!

Rita : Anyway, hello and welcome, dear viewers! Today is another episode of your not really favorite show!

Kotori : And since the author FINALLY decided to let everyone fight me, we'll fill in the gaps with random dares and character interactions!

Ichigo : I feel like us breaking the fourth wall is a big issue.

Renji : You wanna discuss it?

Ichigo : No just pointing it out.

Renji : Good.

Luppi : Last episode those beyblade bastards stole the show from us.

Rukia : So we locked them all in the arena.

Tesla : So please, if they don't make an appearance, no one be confused.

July : We from Brothers Conflict behaved so we stay!

Ichigo : But for how long..

July : ...

July : We'll stay quiet.

Gigi : I feel so superior! You, feathered eyebrow shinigami and baldy!

Yumichika : That's Ayasegawa and Madarame to you.

Gigi : Whatever, I dare you to become my zombies! 

Ikkaku : No thank you.

Yumichika : We'd rather get killed by Misaki than crave your semen.

Ikkaku : ..what..?

Yumichika : What?

Ikkaku : Semen? Don't you mean blood..?

Yumichika : Pretty sure that quincy girl he zombified craved his semen.

Ikkaku : Even if she did, we're shinigamis, it's different.

Yumichika : Don't get all smart on us now Ikkaku, I was making a joke.

Ikkaku : You just HAD to ruin my mome-

Misaki : *Drags the blabbering shinigamis to his torture room.*

Aizen : I have a puzzle for the viewers.

Rita : Yay!

Kotori : Puzzles!

Aizen : If there's a person who plans on daring everyone except himself to go silent, how could you make him go silent?

Urahara : A person dares him to go silent if he dares everyone to go silent.

Rita : Hey!

Kotori : That was for us to solve!

Urahara : Oops.. sorry.

Ulquiorra : Another solution is killing him.

Rita : STOP SOLVING OUR PUZZLE.

Ichigo : Or after everyone goes silent he gets lonely and feels left out, so he goes silent as well.

Orihime : ...are you okay, Kurosaki-kun?

Ichigo : Obviously not, I want to get out of here!

Renji : Even the author is running out of shit to type!