Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 19

Disclaimer : narwhals narwhals, swimming in the ocean , causing a commotion, and I don't own bleach. I also don't own the song.

Rita : hello and welcome everyone to a new episode of bleach TOD!! I'm so mad right now .

Tensa : why?

Rita : because the stupid iPad refuses to type properly!! Wait, I'm gonna restart it!

Rita : I'm back.

Tensa : what the f**k took you so long?

Rita : sorry, my brothers.... You know. Also , I have games to take care of you know. I was also enjoying my time in bleach brave souls.

Tensa : oh. Okay then.

Rita : okay, so we don't have these many dares , but we DO have two hosts.

Yumichika: two hosts?

Rita : yup. Please welcome the first host. My stupid little sister!

Loota : I'm not stupid!

Rita : shut up!

Loota: you shut up!

Rita : I will if you do first!

Loota : then I'm not shutting up because you're not shutting up!

Rita : will me shut up make you shut up?!

Loota: yeah!

Rita : fine! *stay silent*

Loota : *stay silent*

Rita : okay then. Our second host iiiis..*drumroll*..Dave Simon!

Dave : *a guy with dark blond hair that is wearing glasses appear* hello .

Bleach charas : hi.

Rita : will you please tell us your dare Dave?

Dave : sure thing. I dare Komamura and Soi Fon to kiss.

Soi Fon: ......

Soi Fon: what?

Dave : *shrug* I ship you guys a little.

Komamura : but how can a human kiss a puppy?

Loota : will , duh. You can turn into a human.

Komamura : right. *turn into a human* yay?

Soi Fon: let's get this over with.

Komamura and Soi Fon make out.

Rita : is it wrong to think that they look adorable?

Loota : no.

Rita : then they look adorable.

Ulquiorra : umm, Rita, your sister has been staring at me for a while now, it's creeping me out.

Rita : you're her favorite .

Ulquiorra: is it bad?

Rita : no.

Ulquiorra : great.

Tensa : I baked you two cookies.

Dave and Loota : no thanks. *think* because it might be poisoned.

Tensa : *make a sad face* oh. Okay then. *eat the cookies alone in a corner*