Disclaimer : when you go to a salon , remember that I don't own bleach.
Rita : hello and welcome , sandwiches!
Kotori : to a new episode of bleach Truth Or dare + a few animes show!
Rita : today , we've got 4 dares from our dear darers and Kotori!
Tensa : I baked cookies for everyone who kept reading this far~
Rita : thanks Tensa!
Tensa : you're welcome~
Kotori : first dare comes from Dave!
Rita : he dares Ulquiorra and Uryuu to fight , and the winner will take Orihime on a a date.
Orihime : *give Ulquiorra and Uryuu a thumbs up* good luck you two!
Ukquiorra : hmph. Fighting weak , useless trash is not necessary.
Kotori : unless Aizen orders you to.
Rita : or we have a sudden trash monsters attack.
Kotori : yeah , that too!
Aizen : I , The great super hero and villain , order you , Ulquiorra schiffer , to fight that blue haired Quincy with the glasses a fight to the death.
Kotori : just a fight.
Aizen : a fight to the end then.
Uryuu : isn't that the same as fighting to the death?
Aizen : it does not matter . *shuffle to a corner and just stand there , smiling*
Kotori : creepy much?
Rita : pretty much.
Ulquiorra : if Aizen-sama says so , then fine. *unsheathed his sword*
Uryuu : whoa! Wait a second there , bat boy. I have seen your fight with kurosaki , and I am not willing to see your so called 'resurection' any time soon.
Ulquiorra :...
Uryuu:....
Ulquiorra :.....
A few hours later
Uryuu : *dead*
Ulquiorra : *put his foot on Uryuu. Point to the ceiling and put a hand on his hip.*
Ulquiorra : once again , I , bat boy , have saved the beauty from this beast.
Orihime : *clapping*
Ichigo : there goes my used to be princess.
Grimmjow : yeah. Now YOU are the princess.
Ichigo : *blush and nudge grimmjow on the arm.* shut up.
Kotori : so , where to?
Rita : *whisper something in Kotori's ear. *
Kotori : *smile and nod* *snap fingers*
Portal : *open*
Ulquiorra and orihime : *suddenly in marriage cloths with Ulquiorra carrying orihime bridal style*
Ulquiorra : *walk in the portal with orihime in his arms.*
Portal : *close* I'm bored of my job.
Rita : less complaining , more working! No body cares about you , portal!
Portal : yeah , thank you so much , rita .
Kotori : portals don't do sarcasm! *slap the portal*
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Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.
FanfictionHI EVERYONE!!!! I'm new here and I hope I can make so much friends in wattpad. And just so you know I'm a huuuuuuuuuuuuge fan of YAOI . You guys can call me Rita. I don't really like my real name. Also my grammar is terrible. Now enjoy your time wit...
