Episode 5

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Disclaimer:I don't own bleach. I sacrifice my soul to have it.

Rita:welcome everyone to a new episode of bleach truth or dare show!! We've 3 dares from Cupcakeneoncream. Thanks for your continued support,neon-chan(can I call you that?)

Ishida: i hate you *setting on a chair with a lot of bandages.

Rita: it's not my fault you don't have wings. Moving on!! Hisagi , have you watched fairy tail?

Hisagi: no but Kira watches it sometimes so I know a few characters.

Rita: Great! You have to steal Ezra's cake and eat it.

Hisagi:Erza?the red haired woman? No.

Rita: why not?!

Hisagi: she'll kill me ! I don't fight women.

Rita: non of my business. Do the dare, or else-

Hisagi: fine! I don't want to know what you'll do to me.

Rita:*snaps fingers and a portal suddenly appears . A big screen also appears on the wall , showing a happy Erza that is about to eat her cake*

Renji:*pushes a hesitated shuuhei in the portal*Job done.

Rita:Good job Renji!

On the screen:a portal suddenly appears near Erza and a shocked Hisagi falls out.Erza gets out her sword and asks who is he.hisagi just takes the cake and eats it. Suddenly Erza Flames with anger and catches shuuhei before he escapes.(Erza on shuuhei violence)

Rita:time for him to come back.*sanps fingers and shuuhei transport from the fairy tail world to the studio*

Erza:where did that stupid guy go!!! I'll never forgive him for eating my cake!!!

Miragane:calm down Erza. I baked another cake.

Erza: thanks Mira!!!

*Screen disappears *

Rita: kenpachi!

Kenpachi: what? A fight!

Rita:no . You have to be slapped on the face by a cupcake.

Kenpachi:.........

Rita: Don't question me. I'm innocent.

Yachiru: *chirps* I'll do it!!

Kenpachi:*gets slapped on the face by a cupcake that yachiru slapped him with.eats what's on his face .* tastes like lemon.

Rita: al right everyone! This will take hella long for me to write. But I'll do it for cupcakeneoncream sake.you shall have a baking contest!! All of you! Because I haven't baked a cake in my life. I rarely even cook something, my mom thinks I'll burn myself. Sometimes I think she thinks we're idiots. But it's just her overprotective side.

Hanatarou: thank goodness I know a little about baking a cake. Helping that chief was a good idea.

Rin : yeah! I thought I was going to burn my self! I think I remember some of the instructions .

*after everyone was done*

(I'm making Ishida tastes them because he's already hurt and I don't want to get cake poisoned)

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