Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 16

Disclaimer : did I say I own bleach or did I say I don't? Anyway, I don't.

Rita : Hello and welcome, ladies and gentle men, to a new episode of Bleach truth or dare!

Tensa: we're back.*peace*

Rita: guess what?

Everyone: what?

Rita: we have a new reviewer!

Ichigo : just our luck .

Rita: hey, it's not that bad. The more popular this show gets , the more you'll get paid.

Nnoitra: we arrancars don't need to get paid.

Rita: I'll...... Grant you one wish?

Everyone: deal.

Rita: what deal?

Everyone:*shrug*

Rita: ooooookaaaaaay. Moving on!

Rita: so as I was saying, we have a new reviewer . But sense he or she has a dare for us to guess his or her gender, he'll or she'll be hosting in the next episode .

Tensa: I can't wait to meet him or her! I want to see her or his expression when I give him or her cookies!

Hichigo: can you PLEASE stop giving people cookies! It's creeping me out.

Tensa:*sob* so you*sob* don't love me..... Anymore?

Hichigo: what?! I didn't say that!

Tensa: gee, calm down Hichi. I was kidding.

Hichigo: about the cookies?

Tensa : no, about the crying.

Rita: *ahem*

Tensa: oh right. The show.

Rita: okay then, let's guess!

Results

Rita:female.

Everyone else: male.

Done

Tensa: why do you think he or she is a female?

Rita: because whenever I read a fanfiction, it's a girl hosting. Or a girl writing. I just can't imagine a boy sitting on a chair and writing a fanfiction on his computer. Can you imagine that?

Everyone: no.

Rita: then why do you think he or she is a male?

Everyone: because we're getting tired of seeing girls host a fan made show.

Rita: *gasp* don't say that! You might break someone's heart!

Grimmjow: and sense WHEN do you care?

Rita: *shrug* moving on! This time, it's a truth.

Ishida: thank god.

Rita: Byakuya, what's your gender?

Byakuya:.......

Everyone:pfft. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Byakuya: that's as embarrassing as when I said that phone joke.

Rita: hey, it's not his or her fault the he or she doesn't know.

Byakuya: yeah. Right. I'm a MALE. Can't you tell? I'm married to a woman. And I'm taking care of her sister. And I have a deep manly voice. And I have a boys name. You seriously didn't notice?

Rita:*whisper to Byakuya* if you broke her or his feelings you're dead. You hear?

Byakuya*gulp* yes.