Disclaimer : I don't own bleach.god give me the powers to take bleach from TITE KUBO ,please.
Rita:welcome everybody to a new episode of bleach TOD show!!
Ichigo: am I dared or questioned?
Rita:nope.
Ichigo:sweet.*continues his card game with Renji.*
Rita: So I was waiting for truths and dares , when Cupcakeneancream sended me a message. We started talking and I understanded things wrong. It turned out she was daring me , so I decided to write this as a 'sorry' gift. So here it is! I hope she's waiting for it right now.
Tensa: and what might your dare be?
Rita: I have to kiss Ishida.
Ishida: oh hell no! My life will end and I might get possessed by a demon ! I will not ki-*get kissed by Rita.*
Rita:*backs away after a second then throws Ishida in a hole filled with lava.*
Ishida: *screams in pain but nobody helps him because Rita have a really creepy evil smirk on her face. Dies..*
Rita:*starts to laugh with a low voice . Voice gets louder and louder until she starts laughing like an evil maniac.**ahem*
Sorry. I got carried away..........what?
Everyone:*staring at Rita with a scared expression on their faces.**back away from Rita slowly.*
Rita:Oopps. Oh will.*snaps fingers and Ishida suddenly appears.*
Ishida:*stares at Rita, scared for life.*
Rita: what? Anyway. Since there is no truths and dares , I will make up something of my own imagination.
Tensa: can I dare hichi?
Rita:why not?
Hichigo: bring it on ,pansy.
Tensa:Hichigo. I dare you to go around seiretei wearing nothing but your boxers, And sing Double Rainbow. Also you have to carry Hachigen while doing that.
Hichigo:*stares at Tensa.*..........fine.*takes off his cloths except for boxers,puts Hachigen on his back and tries to stand on two feet.*
Rita:*opens a portal to seiretei.*
Hichigo:*walks in the portal . Run around seireitei while singing double rainbow. About 3 minutes later falls on the ground ,exhausted .*
Rita:*sanps fingers and both Hachigen and Hichigo appear. Hichigo had his cloths on.*
Ichigo:*laughing his annoying cute laugh at Hichigo.* serves you righ!
Tabiume and haineko : I dare Hyourinmaru to go on a date with me!*stare at each other.*
Tabiume: Oh please ! Why would he go with an old lady like you. Of course he wants a beautiful young lady.
Haineko: I'm not old you stupid flat chested kid.Kids are not supposed to date. Especially someone who's older than them. So why don't you go date his wielder or something.
Tabiume: me? Kid? Ha! You're just jealous I'm cuter than you! And I'm not a kid ,I'm short. Short girls are more popular and lovely than other girls.
Haineko: Hyourinmaru is mine!
Tabiume: in you dreams! He's mine!
*Haineko VS Tabiume*
Hyourinmaru: the only one I truly love , is my master. But not literally . I'm not gay.
Luppi: I'm gay! I love the short captain!
Hitsugaya: I'm not short!
Luppi: you screaming when I said short captain is the prove that you're short.
Hitsugaya: but I...I'm not a.....I mean...you.....UGH!!
Mayuri:you still haven't answered my Question , Espada. Why do you have a pineapple?
S-zayel: pineapple is my favorite fruit. That's why I carry it around with me everywhere I go. I was happy when I knew my opponent was Abarai Renji.
Mayuri:*mumbles* weirdo.
Nemu: shall I check his brain for sanity , Mayuri-sama?
Mayuri: there's no need to.
Nemu:Hai.
Riruka:*carrying a camera.* I dare everyone to smile a big cute smile!
Everyone except Ulquiorra and as nodt :*smile a really big cute smile.*
Riruka:*takes a picture.* CUTE!
Ichigo: I dare Rukia to not draw any Bunny drawings for the whole episode.
Rukia: but I was just working on a really amazing drawing!
Ichigo: not my problem. I want a day of rest without seeing you crappy drawings!
Rukia: what did you call my art?!
*Rukia on Ichigo violence.*
Tesla: I dare findor to dress like lady Gaga.
Findor: why?
Tesla:*shrugs*
Findor: *goes to the -evil room of everything-.* *Comes out 5 minutes later ,dressed like lady Gaga. He looked like lady Gaga 2.*
Everyone who laughs:*laughin at findor.*
Findor:*blush then goes back in the room to change.*
D-Roy: het ilforte?
Ilforte: yeah?
D-Roy: your hair always looks amazing. How?
Ilforte: *smiles* i don't know ,why do you think?
D-Roy:*stares at Ilfortes smile. Shivers.* forget I asked.
Matsumoto: I wan to know your secret recipe, orihime-chan!
Orihime:I don't see why not! It's red bean paste!
Rita: *makes a gagging face.*
Grimmjow:heh. Nice one.*high fives Rita.*
Nnoitra: I dare the stupid author to give me back my powers so I can beat the stupid eyepatched shinigami.
S-zayel: if you say the word stupid too much times you'll turn into an idiot. Just saying.
Rita:*stretches her body and yawns.* I need to sleep.
Tensa: May I ask what time is it ?
Rita: 1:10 or 1:11 .
Tensa: YOU GO TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW MISS!!!
Rita*rolles eyes.*Yes mommy.
Tensa: So that's it for today! See ya later! I hope you enjoyed it ,Neon-chan! Please send us your truths and dares!
Screen goes black.
End Of Episode 7.
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Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.
FanfictionHI EVERYONE!!!! I'm new here and I hope I can make so much friends in wattpad. And just so you know I'm a huuuuuuuuuuuuge fan of YAOI . You guys can call me Rita. I don't really like my real name. Also my grammar is terrible. Now enjoy your time wit...
