Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 23 (countinuation of special chapter)

Disclaimer : one ! Two ! Three! Four! I don't own bleach ! One two three four! Why do we have to take the test?!

Rita : welcome! My dear readers, to a new episode of..!

Kotori : truuuuth or daaaare.

Rita : at least we're better than those idiots who can't say 'Bleach truth or dare' at the same time.

Nnoitra : we already said we're sorry woman!

Rita : it's still bugging me!

Kotori : so , we're going to continue with the special chapter dares?

Rita : yuppity doo!

Kotori : great.

Tensa : .....

Rita : why are you silent today?

Tensa : *serious face and tune * he did it. *teary eyes* *in a shaky voice* he dumped me.

Rita :.....

Kotori : Rita ? Are you alright?

Rita : *smile* yes. Yes I am.

Hichigo : *get out of the bathroom* did I miss anything?

Rita : did you break up with Tensa?

Hichigo : will, I know I swore with my soul , but, yes i did.

Ichigo : oh god , I'm so sorry Tensa. *try to comfort the about-to-cry Tensa*

Tensa : I'm fine Ichigo. Really. *wipe his tears*

Hichigo : what's the big deal?

Rita : the whole thing is.

Hichigo : what?

Rita : why the f**k would you break up with my Tensa?!!

Hichigo : wha-?!

Rita : *attack Hichigo*

Tensa : *smile proudly*

Ichigo :.....

Ichigo : okay , what did you do?

Tensa : I told him that Rita told me to tell him that she wanted him to break up with me.

Ichigo :...

Ichigo : I regret comforting that guy. Even though it was for nothing.

Rita : *satisfied* whew! You can do whatever you want with him Tensa.

Tensa : *smirk* you heard her. I can do , WHATEVER I want. *evil giggle*

Hichigo : *have a few broken bones *......

Hichigo : *gulp*

Tensa : *drag Hichigo to a random room to do god knows what*

Rita : oh will, let's begin.

Kotori : the first dare is for Aizen to dress and act like super man.

Aizen : I already escaped it, why come back to haunt me?

Kotori : because the dare loves you?

Aizen:...

Aizen: yeah, right.

Random room : *Hichigo's screams of pain and pleasure can be heard*

Rita : never mind the noise.