Episode 6

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Disclaimer:I don't own bleach.DAMN YOU TITE KUBO!

Rita:YO MINA!!! It's almost midnight here and I have school tomorrow . BUT WHO CARES!!! I was so excited about continuing the show I couldn't wait for dares and truths. So I'll make some of my own.but we do have one truth though.

Ishida:is it an embarrassing thing I must answer truthfully ?

Rita:No

Ishida: That's good then.

Rita: It's for me from Cupcakeneoncream . Thanks neon chan!!

Tensa:If you don't sleep after writing this episode , I'll haunt your dreams.

Rita:whatever. To answer your question neon-chan . Yes, I do love someone but do you mean from bleach or the real world? To be honest I haven't fallen in love with anyone from the real life. Not even a singer. I only love anime characters. The character I love from bleach is Yumichika.tesla comes after. Then Ggio.

Ggio:Oh great a crazy fan that loves YAOI is in love with me what will happen to me?

Rita:You'll get dared to kiss findor . My dare.

Ggio:.......no

Rita:fine then. Say bye bye to your dear King.

Ggio:NO WAIT!

Rita:yeah?

Ggio:I'll....I'll do it.

Rita:GREAT!

Ggio:*walks over to a really angry findor who's giving him a -don't you dare- glare.leans in to kiss him but hesitates. Kisses findor for a second then sets in a corner.*

Matsumoto:*looking at the picture she took of them kissing.*great.

Ichigo:can I dare kenpachi?

Rita:of course! You guys can dare and ask each other since we don't have any dares and questions.

Ichigo:Great! Kenpachi I dare you not to push me to fighting you for 4 months.

Kenpachi:But that's forever!

Ichigo:no it's not. It's 30 days +30 days+ 30 days+ 30 days.

Rukia:*dramatically* yaaaaay. You just learned math.

Ichigo:shut up!

Ggio:I dare Rita to kiss the one she hates most.

Rita: mean Ryutaro from beyblade?

Ggio:umm, yeah whatever,him.

Rita:I don't really mind.*snaps fingers and Ryutaro from beyblade appears.**kisses him then slaps him and write -be careful a crazy guy who kisses girls out of the blue- then . Snaps fingers and a shocked and blushing Ryutaro disappears.* Job done.*spits*

Renji:Will I guess I gotta be honest with you Taicho. *takes a deep breath.* I LOVE YOU KUCHIKI TAICHO I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR SO LONG I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT A LONG TIME AGO BUT ICHIGO SUDDENLY APPEARED!!!! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!* takes a deep breath then faints.*

Byakuya:.....

Byakuya: I have no comment.

Rukia:Nii-sama and Renji?*imagines* so hoooooot~

Rita:YAAY!! Another YAOI fan. High five me girl!*high fives rukia*

Grimmjow: I dare Ichigo to fig-

Rita:you won't be getting your powers any time soon grimmjow. Just so you know.

Grimmjow: why not?

Rita: Aizen said he was mad you're still alive , ants so he decided to ask me to punish you.

Grimmjow:*mumbles* damn that peace of ****. Fine then when my powers get back fight me.

Ichigo: how about you fight my inner self?

Grimmjow: inner self?

Hichigo:Yoooo! So you want to be king? In your dream! The only King here is Ichigo! And I'll beat him to become the next King!

Grimmjow: you? King? HA! Over my dead body you ***hole.

*hichigo and Grimmjow start fighting each other.*

Kenpachi: I totally forgot about hand to hand combat.

Kenpachi:........

Kenpachi: Fight me, Espada!!!

Nnoitra: with pleasure!

*Nnoitra and kenpachi start punching each other*

Tesla:You can win , Nnoitra-sama!

Yachiru: have fun ken-chan!

Rita:*sighs* those 4 are so cute. They're like a happy family!

Ikkaku: I can't imagine our taicho as a father.

Yumichika: really? I think he's a great dad.

Kazeshini:*gets out of the room he was in with a happy Ruri.*

Rita: I thought you guys would never come out.

Kazeshini: believe me , it was hell inside with this guy.

Ruri iro kujaku:*smacks kazeshini on the head.*

Kazeshini: OW! Sorry. Geez. Gays these days.

Ruri iro kujaku: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!

Kazeshini: GOD! I just finished calming him down.

Rita: you two are adorable.

Ruri iro kujaku: I'm not adorable, I'm beautiful. But thanks for the comment.

Rita: your welcome.

Shuren: Hey there kukotu! How have thing been going? I haven't been able to ask you that question in a long time.

Kukotu: ummm, fine. ...... You look like your ...... Mad.

Shuren: who? Me? Oh nononono . I'm not mad. It's just that I'M FURIOUS!! HOW I DIED FOR YOUR OWN SAKE ONLY FOR YOU TO DIE IN THE END!! YOU OWE ME A BIG ONE YOU BASTARD!!

Kukotu: Yeah whatever. Tell what do you want.

Shuren: I want to **** your ass.

Kukotu:..... Excuse me?

Shuren: what? I'm bored after all this time I've been dead. Also a man has his needs.

Kukotu: there's about a million girl in this place.

Shuren: oh please. Have you seen how bleach girls are looking like? Doing them even 1 time is a miracle.

Kukotu:*hesitates.thinks.shivers.* fine . Only once.

Rita :*snaps fingers and a door appears.* I'll name that room -the fun- room.

Shuren : *looks at kukotu with an evil smirk on his face then licks his lips and shoves kukotu in the room.*

Rita: there are cameras inside.

All the boys :* stare at Rita.*

All the girls: * give Rita a thumbs up.*

Rita: will I guess that's all for today. See ya folks! Please send me your truths and dare!

Screen goes black.

End Of Episode 6.

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