Episode 28

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Disclaimer : I don't own bleach and the other animes in the show. By the way, peep peep.

Rita : I'm back b****es!!!!

Kotori : finally!

Rita : I'm using my mom's though. It sucks.

Kotori : at least you're back!

Rita : yup.

Tens : we missed you.

Rita : I missed you guys too. Anyway , I have something to say.

Tesla : yes?

Rita : I'm gonna F***ING KILL BYAKUYA FOR BEING SO GOD DAMN ADORABLE !!!

Byakuya: what-

Rita : *punch Byakuya so hard he falls down. Sit on Byakuya and slam his head to the floor. Keep on punching him then get a knife out of no where and stab him like a psycho. Bite off byakuya's limbs*

Byakuya :*dead*

Ryuga : I guess when she said she's a crazy fangirl she meant it .

Kotori : ....yeah. are you okay Rita?

Rita : I'm perfect! *get off byakuya and Stand up.* shall we begin ?

Kotori : absulotly !

Rita : Kotori's first dare is for all the guys to go in a gay bar, except Tensa.

Kotori : have fun *chuckle evily*

Yu : a what bar?

Kotori : maybe the kids should stay.

Rita :I agree.

Reiki : what's a gay bar?

Dan : it's a bar for gays, idiot.

Reiki : you're the idiot!

Dan : no , you are!

Rita : you guys keep on fighting and I will show what a fangirl can do with her own hands.

Dan and Reiki :* gulp *

Kotori : *Snap her fingers*

Portal to a gay bar : *appear*

All the guys minus the children and Tensa : *sigh* *walk in the portal.*

Rita : *snap fingers*

Screen the shows the guys that just walked up through the portal that takes them to the gay bar in the gay bar: *appear*

Random guy 1 : hey cutie , what's yer name?

Chao xin : *gag* Chao xin. And don't Come near me.

Random guy 2 : *staring at Louis*

Louis :.....

Louis : *gulp*

Random guy 1 : I just want yer number.

Chao xin : no. Go away.

Random guy 1 : *mumble stuff*

Random guy 3 : I like your abs.

Grimmjow : they already belong to a strawberry.

Ichigo : hey!

Random guy 3 : I don't care.

Grimmjow : I do. *punch random guy 3 on the face*

Random guy 3 : *fall unconscious *

Stark :....

Stark : why am I sorounded by ukes?

Shunsei : I'm sorounded by ukes too.

Ggio : *walk away from the group with random guy 4*

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