Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 73

Rita: WE ARE BACK.

Kotori: Okay. Let me get this straight. You don't write during your actual break, yet you write when you are SO close to starting your studied again..?

Rita: What do you mean 'you', it's the author who does that!

Kotori: SAME DIFFERENCE YOU'RE HER OC.

Rita: I HATE HER I'M NOT HER.

Author: I LOVE YOU GUYS TOO.

Rita: GET THE B*TCH!

Kotori: SHE DISAPPEARED AGAIN.

Tensa: That means we can get back to the show!

Rita: Alright.. alright. I'm calm.

Ichigo: That's new.

Kotor: Before we decide to hurt a certain carrot haired man, let's start!

Ichigo: *Gulp*

Rita: Our first truths and dares are from, you guessed it, Yuki!

Kotori: She's the most precious little child.

Rita: The Author officially adopted her in her bio.

Kotori: Wow- what a freak.

Rita: Tell me about it, I'm her!

Kotori: ..o.. kay.. uhm.. first truth from Yuki is, who would buy a cactus? And why?

Ishida: I would. With how busy I am and how much Ichigo and his shinigami friends drag me around, looking after a plant would be challenging. A cactus is easier to take care of since it stores water, plus Aloe Vera is good for the skin and hair.

Everyone: ...

Ishida: ...what? A man can't take care of his skin and hair with a cactus?

Ichigo: Ukes can.

Ishida: GOD DAMN IT.

Yhwach: Don't cuss with my name.

Ishida: You're our king not god!

Yhwach: Oh so Aizen can be the king of Hueco Mundo and get called a god, but I can't?

Ishida: Aizen has problems.

Aizen: Would a man with problems do the exact same thing you would when he gets a cactus?

Ishida: That has nothing to do with that.

Aizen: We're twinsies.

Ishida: *Chokes on spit*

Rita: Anyone else wanna keep a cactus?

Hitsugaya: Me. Then make a hole in it and wear it as a helmet to repel boobs.

Kotori: Getting a hedgehog would be better, the females even have two holes!

Hitsugaya: ...

Kotori: ..so no..?

Hisagi: A cactus sounds nice.

Kira: If I get one I'll call it Tatci and when people know its name they'll be like "You mean Cacti?" And I'll be like "No Tatci" and they'll be all annoyed and frustrated at the name and it would make me so happy.

Rita: So many people here need a lot of help.

Kotori: At least we're getting closer to 100!

Tensa: Let's han.g in there everyone!

Hichigo: If the cute man demands it.

Rita: OH ME AND KOTORI ARE NOT CUTE ENOUGH FOR YOU.

Hichigo: You're not cute men, you're cute women. And you didn't tell us to hang in there.