Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 77

Disclaimer: I have the right to remain silent.

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Rita: AHAHAHAHAHA DID YOU REALLY THINK WE WERE DONE-

Kotori: You can hide, run, fight, and break a sweat. But you'll never escape.

Ichigo: We need to leave! We need to shoot the new anime!

Rita: MY SHOW TAKES PRIORITY.

Ichigo: CAN WE AT LEAST SPEED THROUGH-

Rita: NO!

Kotori: Before people start going mute and deaf from all the yelling, how about we start?

Rita: Always my voice of reason, Kotori.

Kotori: It's my job. Except I don't get paid.. WHY DON'T YOU PAY ME?

Rita: I'M BROKE, NO ONE WATCHES THIS SHOW ANYMORE.

Kotori: LIES.

Tensa: I got the dares!

Rita: Good boy. *Takes dares from Tensa* Ahem. So, first dare is.. Nothing! 

Kotori: What?!

Rita: That's right folks! We got no dares! The comments on the previous episode are empty! Void! Alone!

Kotori: So what are we doing for this episode?

Rita: Like I said, no one watches this show anymore. And while I could end it here, I made a promise to get to episode 100, so I'll do it! 

Kotori: You mean..?

Rita: That's right! I'm speeding through it!

Ichigo: THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

Rita: Ignoring the sounds of the ghosts in this place, we'll do three dares and three truths. Decided by a raffle!

Ishida: Oh no..

Rita: And since the raffle is off screen and done by the author, I already have the dares and the truths!

Aizen: Goodness..

Kotori: Our starting members are.. drum roll please.. Grimmjow, Gigi, and Tsukishima! You three have the right to dare anyone to do anything!

Grimmjow: I dare Tsukishima to give his dare to me.

Tsukishima: I dare Grimmjow to take that back.

Rita: Which means you two still have one dare each.

Gigi: I dare that scientist shinigami to let me make him my zombie!

Mayuri: No.

Kotori: To the torture room it is!

Mayuri: I mean yes.

Gigi: YES! Finally! I get to make this shining prick pay! 

Yumichika: Ugh, you still smell gross. How much s*x can one necrophiliac have?

Gigi: I don't have s*x! I make love! To my zombies!

Yumichika: Same difference.

Mayuri: Are you going to turn me, or should I do it myself?

Gigi: Just get over here. *Cuts his own damn wrist*

Rita: ...

Kotori: ...

Yhwach: ...

Gigi: ..what?!

Rita: You could have like.. cut a less sensitive area.