Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 68

Disclaimer : I don't own Bleach b*tches. Or the other animes.

Kotori : Another long absence , another excuse.

Rita : Why the heck am I not amused?

Aizen : How long did you stay up to think of this entrance?

Rita : Like a few seconds.

Kotori : Don't underestimate our rhymes loser.

Aizen : Okay then..

Rita : Hello and welcome dear sandwiches , to a new episode of Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes!

Ginga : Not like anyone cares about us anymore.

Kotori : Stay in the emo corner and shut your mouth!

Ginga : *Whimper*

Rita : Today we only have dares from a new person called HelenaSophiaSucgang , but they sent a hell lot of dares and a few truths. The most truths we got by far from one person. They also haven't sent me their OC info so they're not gonna be in the episode yet.

Kotori : Oh goodie , what are the dares about?

Rita : Mostly straight Girl x Boy couples.

Hichigo : ..But the show is filled with yaoi?

Rita : Uhm , b*tch , this is an entertainment show. The commenters are Gods and Godesses.

Hichigo : Will then.

Rita : I might as well talk to the Author about this , about not needing ships any more. Everyone might as well date everyone and we can end this.

Ggio : So I can suck Grimmjow's d*ck?

Kotori : From what I can see in the dares paper , you'll mostly be sucking Soi Fon.

Soi Fon : Uhm , no.

Rita : Who said you have a choice?

Soi Fon : ...

Ichigo : This is taking a dark and weird turn..

Rita : The Author sent me a fax , she says we're allowed to make everyone date everyone.

Ggio : ..Can I still suck Grimmjow's d*ck?

Findor : Dear Aizen , Ggio. Calm down.

Ggio : I don't think you understand my love for Grimmjow's pen*s , Findor.

Findor : Am I supposed to?

Ggio : Yes.

Findor : No.

Ggio : Suit yourself.

Ichigo : No comment..

Tensa : But what do I do with my love for Hichigo?

Rita : Burn it.

Kotori : Kill it.

Yumichika : Someone help those people..

Rita : aNYWAY MOVING ON TO THE TRUTHS.

Kotori : Helena asks , why did Ichigo choose Inoue in the end? Why not Rukia?

Ichigo : Rukia might have been close to me in a special way , but she was more like a sister or a cousin. Plus , I knew Renji had feelings for her , I didn't want to take her away man. Not from my bro. Not cool.

Renji : *Tearing up* ICHIGO!! *hug Ichigo tightly*

Ichigo : Shut up!! *push Renji away by the face*