Bleach Truth Or Dare + a few animes.

Episode 10

Disclaimer : I DON'T OWN BLEACH!!!!!

Rita: welcome everyone to a new episode of bleach truth or dares show!! As always, I only have a dare from my co-host, Neon chan.

Neon: Yaaay! I'm always the first to dare!

Tensa: let me guess, it's a dare for me.

Neon: yeah. And I'm going to enjoy it.*evil smirk* I dare you to hug me while wearing the obey hat! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!

Tensa:*gulp*

Rita:*snaps her fingers and a bucket appear on Tensa's head*

Neon: what's that?

Rita: it's the obey hat.

Byakuya: that's a bucket.

Rita: I know. It's MY obey hat.

Neon: come here and hug Miss Neon Tensa~

Tensa:*coldy*Hai.

Rita: too cute.

Tensa: *hugs Neon*

Neon:*whispers in Tensa's ear.* now tell us about ALL of the things you've done.

Tensa: *stops hugging.* Hai. When I was a little kid..

After a long sad story

Tensa: *tears falling from his eyes*and that's when I became a zanpakuto. and I'm not a good zanpakuto too. I...

Hichigo: NO PLEASE!!!! DON'T SAY ANYMORE!!!!

Neon: so THAT'S why he's so mean.

Zangetsu: wait. You became a zanpakuto because of some curse?

Tensa: hai. I just happen look like you. So everyone thinks I'm a younger you. Even you think that.

Rita:*crying*

Tensa: can I take the obey hat off master?

Neon: *smirks* yeah, you better call me you master. And yes, you shall take it off. I thought you were mean because you're evil. But if it's a history thing then that's fine.

Tensa: *takes the obey hat off.* *stares at a crying Rita.* are you okay?

Rita: *sniff* ye-yes. I'm fine.*takes a deep breath.* okay! I'm back to normal.

Nnoitra: too bad.

Neliel: shut up Nnoitra.

Nnoitra: I didn't ask for your opinion!!

Nel: Don't scream at adult Nel!! Adult Nel is nice! Stupid spoon head!

Nnoitra: what did you call me?!!

Neliel: now now Nel, don't call Nnoitra with such names.

Nnoitra: I don't need your protection woman!!!

Neliel: if you want to call him by a good nickname , then 'walking d*ck' is the best name.

Everyone who laughs: *laugh at Nnoitra.*