taehyun: omfg
yoongi: omg so I heard something
taehyun: sugarless whatever you heard isn't important
taehyun: he kissed me oh my god
taehyun: and he still thinks i'm a guy
taehyun: what do i do
yoongi: okay first of all
yoongi: fuck out of here with that 'sugarless' and 'unimportant' shit
yoongi: bc i am swag
yoongi: i have lots of sugar
yoongi: and by sugar i mean money haha fuck bitches get money am i right
yoongi: also
yoongi: i am really damn important
taehyun: rude wtf
yoongi: and for my conclusion
yoongi: that's what i heard
yoongi: my son told me that whatshisface kissed you
yoongi: is that true
taehyun: your son?
taehyun: you have a son????
yoongi: my son is woozi. you know jihoon
yoongi: he's yours too wtf
taehyun: min yoongi are you hitting on me
yoongi: that's not the point
yoongi: do you need me to whoop his ass
yoongi: i'll be on his ass like peanut butter to jelly
yoongi: like butter on toast
yoongi: i'll slice that bitch up like jin hyung slices onions
yoongi: roast a fucker like a rotisserie chicken
yoongi: i'll smack that bitch into next year
yoongi: like surprise motherfucker its me
taehyun: min yoongi what the fuck
yoongi: i just got one question for you
taehyun: what are those?
yoongi: nah babe
taehyun: did you just call me babe
yoongi: that's not the point
yoongi: what's the bitches name again?
taehyun: ....
taehyun: you don't know the name of the person you're pissed at?
taehyun: how do you not know
taehyun: why do you even want to know
yoongi: need to know whose name to write on the wall in blood
yoongi: duh
taehyun: kinky
yoongi: are you going to tell me
yoongi: or am i gonna have to become a hacker
yoongi: i got people babe
yoongi: test me rn
yoongi: i'll smack a bitch for touching you
taehyun: did you call me babe again
taehyun: wow min yoongi
taehyun: how possessive of you
taehyun: are you, perhaps
taehyun: falling in love with me
taehyun: (;
yoongi: yes
message not delivered!
yoongi: nah .
yoongi: gotta go find this bitch
yoongi: if you see blood on the walls it wasn't me
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