nudes | yoongi

[1.2] - bts group chat

[pls note that this is how they all have each other set in their phones lmao thank u]

salt created a group chat!

salt added six others.

soaked-jin: yoongi wtf are you doing

noonjoon: why did you add us to a convo

taehump: ^ i'm surprised you typed that without breaking your phone, hyung! :)

HOEseok: oooo rm  is gonna ground you

jimmy: casual reminder that joonie hyung isn't any of our dads and can't actually ground tae

jungcocky: casual reminder that nobody cares jimin

jimmy: why do u hurt me so? </3

taehump: lmao jimin hyung typed out a broken heart what a fuckin nerd

soaked-jin: taehyung you better sit ya ass down and apologize right tf now

jungcocky: do me a favour and dont tell my boyfriend what to do hyung, k thanks

salt: can we please save your relationship crisis for another time, guys

salt: it's my turn to have one

noonjoon: wtf really

noonjoon: who would want a relationship with you

soaked-jin: dont be a rude bitch, joon

HOEseok: says the one that basically assaulted tae with words

soaked-jin: i'm sorry did i hurt your feelings?

HOEseok: bitch you might have

soaked-jin: bitch?

taehump: beach?

HOEseok: i'm sorry, did i hurt your feelings?

soaked-jin: is that how you treat your elders you brat >:(

HOEseok: sorry, my bad. it should have been bitch hyung :)

jungcocky: lmao jin hyung typed out a face that fuckin nerd

noonjoon: so did hoseok hyung tho?

jimmy: yeah but hoseok hyung is actually cool

soaked-jin: EXCUSE YOU? I AM A COOL MOM

salt: GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP IM HAVING A CRISIS

jimmy: oh shit it's serious then

jungcocky: yeah fam. he used /caps/

taehump: and didn't fall asleep during the convo

soaked-jin: smh damn. tell us what's wrong, son

salt: okay so

salt: remember how u guys dared me to ask taehyun for nudes?

taehump: you never asked me for nudes

taehump: oh wait that doesn't say my name ok

salt: stfu im typing

jimmy: yeah i remember

noonjoon: cant believe we forgot to ask u about that

salt: i can

salt: anyway