taehyun: yoongi help me
whiny bitch: why
taehyun: a boy asked me out for lunch
whiny bitch: ew who
taehyun: hongbinnie
taehyun: as in vixx hongbin
taehyun: like the group whos dorm i'm at
whiny bitch: let me get this straight
whiny bitch: you never text me first
whiny bitch: and the first time you do
whiny bitch: its for help
whiny bitch: about a date
whiny bitch: with a boy?
taehyun: yes with a boy you fuckwagon
taehyun: did u expect me to go to lunch with a fucking alpaca
whiny bitch: but why hongbin
whiny bitch: you could just go with me instead
whiny bitch: because im worth it
taehyun: yeah ok lauren lopez
whiny bitch: who
taehyun: nothing
taehyun: are you gonna help me or not
whiny bitch: sure just let me change your name in my phone real quick
taehoe: to what?
whiny bitch: nothing important
taehoe: oooook....
whiny bitch: so did u say yes or no
taehoe: i haven't answered yet
taehoe: i'm at the dorm rn
taehoe: i asked you first
whiny bitch: i see
whiny bitch: say yes then ask if its formal or not
taehoe: ok
taehoe: he said it's not formal
taehoe: lunch at a little cafe then ice cream after
whiny bitch: oh.. lovely
taehoe: ok what do i wear
whiny bitch: what do you have in your wardrobe
taehoe: hold on i'll send a pic of what i'm wearing now
taehoe: *picture message*
whiny bitch: ok keep the iron maiden shirt
whiny bitch: put on black sunglasses on top of your head instead
whiny bitch: also
whiny bitch: change the red and black pants to those leathery skinnies you have
taehoe: why
whiny bitch: do u want my help or not
taehoe: yeah thats why i asked
whiny bitch: they make your butt look good ok
taehoe: ooooooooook
taehoe: done it
whiny bitch: now change the low rise shoes
whiny bitch: wear those black combat boots you have
taehoe: the dull ones or the shiny ones
whiny bitch: the hard black ones
taehoe: ok
whiny bitch: also, put on those rings that juancook gave you at lunch last week
taehoe: juancook?
whiny bitch: jungcook*
whiny bitch: jungcock**
whiny bitch: juancock***
whiny bitch: JUGNKOOK
whiny bitch: i give up
taehoe: lmao k
taehoe: *picture message*
whiny bitch: better
whiny bitch: where are u having lunch at again
taehoe: gong li's cafe why
whiny bitch: nothing
whiny bitch: when are u guys going
taehoe: at noon exactly
taehoe: why
whiny bitch: nothing
taehoe: oook...
whiny bitch: see you soon (;
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Should I publish an actual chapter that's not text next of them at the cafe?
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nudes | yoongi
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