nudes | yoongi

[1.3] - tae's group chat

[we're gonna pretend that all of these people in the group chat are good friends ok. names are how they are in each others' phones.

taehyun - taehyunnie
taehyung [bangtan] - bwi
minki [nu'est ren] - rennie
luhan - LuLu
Mark [got7] - mork
kyungsoo [exo d.o] - SATAN
Leo [vixx] - lion
Baekhyun [exo] - eyeliner

brought to u by this amv for sex is always the answer. it's yaoi af and its beautiful af i love. WATCH AT UR OWN RISK OK

thank u ]

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taehyunnie created a group chat!

taehyunnie added 7 others!

taehyunnie: big brother!!

bwi: yes?

lion: I am here

eyeliner: you called, kiddo?

rennie: i'm here

mork: yo

LuLu: yes?~

SATAN: I've been summoned

mork: ... you call all 7 of us big brother?

taehyunnie: bitch i might

mork: how unoriginal lmao

rennie: honestly bff pls get new nicknames

LuLu: seriously

LuLu: big brother was my nickname first

SATAN: Actually, it was her nickname for jongdae first

LuLu: shut the fuck up kyungsoo

LuLu: you think i give a fuck? that's a misconception

mork: ... did you just quote B.O.B from Headband?

LuLu: ain't no business but my own if i did

lion: Taehyun please get new friends

lion: I worry about you 

lion: Especially with friends like this

bwi: excuse you

eyeliner: EXCUSE YOU

lion: You're excused

taehyunnie: LMAO SAVAGE 

bwi: why did you make this group chat?

rennie: i was about to ask that 

taehyunnie: ok well

taehyunnie: i'm kinda having a crisis

taehyunnie: i'm also pissed as hell

bwi: is it about yoongi hyung?

lion: The little fuck that pissed you off at lunch, right

SATAN: Suga? The rapper from bts?

taehyunnie: yeah

LuLu: what he do though