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[1.4] - game plan

IMPORTANT NOTE:

HEY HOES ITS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TODAY

AND EVEN THOUGH IT'S MY BIRTHDAY I'M GIVING YOU GUYS AN UPDATE AS A PRESENT

BECAUSE I FUCKING APPRECIATE YOU GUYS

SO MUCH

SO YEAH.

HAPPY 16TH TO ME~ CELEBRATE WITH THIS UPDATE~

p.s yyongii i found you lmfao

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salt created a group chat!

salt added six others!

soaked-jin: alright good, you made the group chat like i told you to

soaked-jin: fucking took you long enough, grandpa

salt: i was sleeping smh

salt: hop off my dick

noonjoon: and hop onto mine while you're at it babe (; (;

HOEseok: jamnoon please stop being a hoe

HOEseok: hamboon*

HOEseok: namjoon

HOEseok: sorry i just woke up from a nap

taehump: ur silly hoseokie hyung (:

HOEseok: my heart..

jungcocky: my protective senses were tingling

jungcocky: told me a bitch was flirting with my man

jungcocky: but its ok because i'm here now

jimmy: it's okay kookie, nobody was flirting with me :)

jungcocky: not you wtf

jungcocky: i was talking about the earth's source of sunshine <3

HOEseok: sorry kook but i'm not interested?

noonjoon: he means tae

soaked-jin: taehyung is pretty radiant

salt: okay can we stop the boy drama and get to the conversation????

soaked-jin: oh right

soaked-jin: we're making the game plan

jimmy: oooo sounds fancy

taehump: game plan?? for what??

noonjoon: we did say we were getting grandpa together with taehyun

noonjoon: you do remember that right

taehump: i did say i wasn't helping

taehump: you do remember that right

HOEseok: the sass is fucking unreal

HOEseok: my man is so cute

jungcocky: EX FUCKING SCUSE YOU

jungcocky: YOUR MAN?

jungcocky: OUGHTA POP YA DAMN MOUTH FOR SPOUTING THAT BULLSHIT

HOEseok: YOU WANNA FUCKING FIGht thEN