Liam: the boys are drunk can you come over and help me? We're at Lou's house.
You: Sure :)
Harry: Heyyy baby erwrkjkoWEN
You: Harry where are you? :/
Harry: Ima oversized mushrom in smurf vilage with Niaaaaall!
You: Okay, Harry. You've had too much too drink haven't you?
Louis: Y/N!! Can you drive me hoooomme babez?
You: Louis, we're at your house.
Louis: DONT JUDGE ME LITTLE GIRL
Niall: Do I sing good????
You: I'm pretty sure you do. Let me hear you sing.
Niall: Laa lalalala Laaa
You: I meant for you to call me Niall....
You: Zayn, why aren't you answering my texts?
Zayn: Sorry, I lost my phone. I'll text you when I find it.
You: Zayn, you just texted me.
Zayn: I'M STILL LOOKING FOR IT HOLD ON
A/N So what do you guys think? :)
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