A/N: PLEASE READ! I saw this on Google images and I wanted more people to see it cuz I thought it was funny. Enjoy, I just changed it up a bit. Credits to the original writer.
Louis: Do you know who I am? I am da swag masta from Doncasta, so listen, b****, you drive for six miles then you turn right. If you miss it it's not my problem, it's yours.
Niall: Turn right to Nandos, I want food RIGHT NOW!
Harry: Soooo, baaassiiicaaaalllyyyy, yooouuuu turrrrnnnnn riiiiiggghhhhhttt. Oops, you turned the wrong way...er...I guess I'll just recalculate-WOAH, it's a hot girl! Turn right! TURN RIGHT!!
Zayn: Aha, enjoy the car ride that is life. Just remember, there will always be bumps and turns. Turn left then make a right.
Liam: Turn left after five miles. Oh my gosh! I sounded bossy! I am soo sorry!! Oh my gosh, I am going to go to hell! Oh, no! I said hell. I am sorry, I shouldn't use that disgusting language. I'm sorry, please forgive me, God.
A/N: Ugh, the author's note on the top feels weird...so I put it down here, too! YAYY!
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