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#34 You pull a prank on him :D

Zayn: You knew Zayn would be upset at you if you pulled a prank on him, but you decided to anyways. I mean, he had to forgive you. He's your boyfriend, he has to. So one day, you called Louis, since you knew he had some experience. "Hello, Louis?" "Hey Y/N" "I think I want to pull a prank on Zayn," "You hang out with me too much," he chuckled. You rolled your eyes. "WIll you help me or-" "Don't get your panties in a twist, I'll help," You decided to put a smoke bomb under his new car. It wouldn't do it any damage, so it was a harmless prank. 

*THE NEXT DAY*

Louis parked his car next to your and Zayn's house, stepping out, holding a brown paper bag. You smiled. That was the smoke bomb. "Ready?" Louis asked, giving the bag. "More than ready," you grinned, and threw the smoke bomb under his new car. You ran in the house. "Zayn! Your car! Louis dod something!" you yelled. You heard Louis behind you whisper, "Wait, this wasn't part of it, Y/N, no-"

"LOUIS TOMLINSON I WILL SCOOP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS" Zayn boomed, running out into the driveway and seeing his car. "NO!" Louis screamed, climbing up a tree. "What the hell?" you said, staring at Spider-Louis. Zayn ran and got a hose from the backyard and started spraying it under the car. When he realized that was no good, he ran to the front hood of the car, and opened it up, then he scratched his head, confused. "Get inside, Y/N!" Zayn yelled, frusturated. Then he looked at you confused. "What's so funny? This isn't a prank, is- oh my GOD Y/N," he groaned, and got the smoke bomb out of the car. You were doubled over laughing, and Louis climbed down from the tree, also laughing. "I hate you all," Zayn muttured, and as he walked in, he dropped the smoke bomb down Louis' pants. 

Liam: "Bye babe," Liam sweetly smiled, and closed the door behind him as he set off to the studio for the day. "Bye, Liam!" you said innocently, resting on the couch. As soon as he closed the door, you ran out the window to wactch his car pull away. When you saw that it was gone, you began setting up the prank. You've been wanting to do this for ages, and now was the perfect time. You were going to do a sick prank; pretend you've been kidnapped. Sure, it was childish, and sure, you had secret cameras hiddent everywhere to have it recorded, but it was all so worth it. So you turned off all the lights, typed a note from the "kidnapper", which suggested that you'll never be found again, and even went as far as replacing the window with a broken one that you've kept for this. It was a major prank that you've had for months. You ran out into the backyard and waited for Liam to come home.

 You were so evil for this.

Finally, after a few minutes, Liam came home. He hummed the song that he was most likely recording in the studio and unlocked the door with his key. "Y/N, hey, I'm - whoa," you could tell he was confused by his tone of voice, probably wondering why all the lights were off. He switched them on. "Y/N? Where are you?" he called. Then he was silent. You smiled, knowing that he was reading the note. You were absolutely cruel. You were so lost in your thoughts that you never heard Liam step outside and walkover to you.

"Maybe next time, Y/N," Liam smirked. "Huh?" you asked confused. "Most kidnappers don't end their letters with, 'Love, Y/N' he laughed, and threw the note away, walking back in and leaving you embarassed outside.

Louis: "Hah. You can't prank me.Do you even know who you're talking to?" he said, bragging. "My overly-confident, jerk face of a boyfriend?" you smirked. "Nope. The master of pranks and disguise. So don't try anything with ME," he warned jokingly. 

Sure.

Now, a few days later after the conversation, you were going to prank him, to show that he's not the only prank master. You filled a bucked up with eyes and positioned it at the top of the door, which was slightly ajar. When Louis would step in through the front door, he would be greeted by a ton of ice. It was perfect. You smiled, thinking about how mad Louis would be at you. It was more of a turn-on, actually. But you didn't think he'd take it that serious. Surely he wouldn't.

You waited and waited for Louis to come home from the day out with the boys.

Until finally he arrived. You watched out the window, holding your phone which would be recording the whole thing. He casually walked up to the doorway, taking no notice of the slightly open door, and yanked it open. Suddenly, the water spilled; but not on Louis. It spilled right in front of him. He laughed, looking straight at you. You frowned at your ruined attempt to prank him. Maybe he was the master after all. "Like I said a few days ago, you can't prank the mas-" He abruptly slipped on the ice. "YES!" you shouted, jumping into the air, fists balled. "I DID IT I pranked the master! I win, I win, I win!" you exclaimed like a child. "Pranks are for children," Louis grumbled, trying to get up, yet slipping again.

Niall: "Niall! NIALL!" you scream. Niall groggily rubbed his eyes of sleep, and mumbled, "What is it, princess?" "Niall, Nandos is out of business! It's closed forever!" you wailed. You were trying so hard not to laugh. "WHAT!?" Niall sat up straight, despite it being 2 AM. "Yeah, they-they closed down. It's gone," you said with fake sympathy. His reaction was hilarious. He read your face, trying to see whether you were telling the truth. You wore a solemn expresstion. 

Niall didn't know you graduated from a school of performing arts.

"Holy shit! Y/N! No! They couldn't have! I can't-but why?" Niall was in tears, and started crying.

You so did not mean to make your boyfriend crying.

"Niall, I'm joking," you said softly, as he ran a hand through his hair, sniffling. It was the X Factor auditions all over again. He looked up at you with his baby blue eyes. "Why would you?" he whispered. "I don't-" "You are taking me to Nandos. I can't believe you anymore," he said, grabbing yout arm and leading you out the door. He was overjoyed to find out Nandos was still where it always was.

Oh Niall.

Harry: "Hey, Harry, c'mere a minute," you called. "Coming, babe," he yelled, walking up the stairs, two at a time. "Yeah?" he asked, his head peaking out from the side of the doorway frame, wearing a goofy expression. That was surely going to change. You were going to show him one of those scary pop-up videos. Cruel, right? "Watch this video?" you asked, with a sweet, innocent smile on your face, pulling up the scary maze game on YouTube. "I mean, play this game," you said. "Why?" he questioned. "I kind of have to use the bathroom," he added. "Just...play it. For me," you ordered. "Alright, Y/N," he said, fully trusting you and sitting down on the computer chair, where you got up to make room for him. "How do I play?" he asked. "Just press the arrow keys," you replied, trying not to smirk, secretly pressing play on the video. "Okay," he said, touching the arrow keys. "This is fun. How come it wont move? Y/N, I think it fro- OH MY GOD!" he practically screamed when the scary face suddenly appeared, with a scream coming from the video. Actually, you weren't even sure if the high-pitched shrieks were coming from Harry or the video. "You okay?" you laughed. He sat there on the floor where he fell, breathing hard and his hands between his crotch. You put a hand over your mouth, trying to surpress your giggles. "Did you just piss your pants?" you asked, unable to hold the laughter. "Bitch," he muttured, getting off the floor and walking to the bathroom. "Also, you're cleaning that up, babe!" he yelled from the bathroom. "No way in hell!" you called back, smirking.

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