Yogscast X Reader

Nilesy X Reader - Pool Boy

For - EmoMusicExE

Sometimes witchcraft can be really ridiculous. A pool is apparently what a need. A pool not too yet not too small yet it has to be a 5 by 5 pool. Where am I meant to find a pool without building it myself?! I have actual things to do! Actually...

I remember encountering a male once who had such a thing as a 'Portable Pool'. Maybe if I can find him again he can build that pool for me. Now what did he look like? Coal, black , poofy hair which went down to his shoulders, he had pale skin along with glasses which he'd always push up so they were closer to his face. He was dressed somewhat formal if I remember right...

"Stupid Sips Co."

The voice. It belongs to the man. He's complaining about that strange dirt factory. The amount of complaints I've heard about them could start a war.

I walked out my front door of the small cabin I live in only to greet the man who was standing by a nearby tree seemingly scared or shocked.

"That," He pointed to my cabin and paused his sentence only to start it all over again "What? How?"

"Excuse me sir?" I interrupted him as he looked at me with confusion and fear mixed on his face," I don't suppose you are the nice man who builds the pools?"

"Why yes Mam , yes that me. May I be of your assistance?"

"Is it possible for you to create a small pool for me? About a 5 by 5 pool if possible?" I questioned getting closer to him. His scent was a strong smell which was indescribable. That'll bug me until I can actually describe his scent...

"Um sure Mam but there's a price just like any other company" He calmly said backing against the tree as I got really close to him. As he began to back up against the tree I stopped trying the inhale his strange yet familiar scent.

"And what may the price be?" I crossed my arms, staring curiously at the strange yet unique man in front of me.

"W-Well its either you pay 10 diamonds or just s-simply through f-friendship"

So its either 10 diamonds or becoming friends with this simple human who builds pools for a living... If I choose to pay through the diamonds I don't have to see the man continuously however, ill be wasting resources which ill need for the potion and future things. On the other hand if I choose to be his friend itll technically be free of charge and I wont be wasting precious materials however ill most likely have to cope with pool boy... I have no choice...

"I think Ill choose the friendship" I muttered suddenly finding my (F/C) painted nails really interesting as I watched him straighten himself up from the corner of my eyes," When are you next available?" He seemed somewhat taken aback from the question," I do need this pool as soon as possible Mr?" Only then did I realize we never really introduced ourselves but just had a full blown conversation about building a pool.

"Oh...um...I-Its Nilesy. Just call me Nilesy," He nervously said shuffling on his feet," And I'm free for a while so I can start whenever really"

"Such as now?" I questioned almost immediately.

"Um yeah as I said I'm -"

"Please follow me then, Nilesy"I said his name trying it out for the first time. Such a strange yet unique name if I say so myself.

I began walking to my little home which had an tardis effect - Big on the inside, little on the outside. He hastily followed me seemingly nervous about whatever he was nervous about," No need to worry neither me nor' the cat bites..."I said in a monotone voice and the thought of me having a cat seemed to of perked his interests.

"You have a cat?" he questioned though I found no point in responding to a question I simply just answered," Amazing yet intelligent creatures cats are. I have one too. I called him Lyndon and hes so ni-"

Nilesy was cut off as the door shut behind him without anyone touching it and my cat who was sat on the counter began to hiss at him.

"Id just like to disagree with you about cat being intellectual and amazing ," I stated looking down at the cat of my own whom was once again being grumpy," As this cat has an intelligence level of 0.5% and is far from amazing... All he does is try to throw himself either in lava or potions" I mumbled the last part not really wanting to talk about my suicidal cat as we continued to walk to the back door which obviously led to the back garden which is where the pool is to be built.

"Um whats his name?"

"Tiddles the 5th. Just like his pervious kin he's bound to die some dreadful way" I muttered as Nilesy finally shut up probably realizing how morbid I can become. Sadly it can be worse...

The days flew by quickly and sadly yet amazingly I grew somewhat close to him and began to feel happy again... I guess I didn't need that potion after all because I have a Scottish pool boy...

Sorry I haven't updated since Christmas Eve >.< I've just hit a wave of depression...again.. and it doesn't seem to want to leave this time . But it doesn't help that my long distance ex/friend and someone else I'm close to is self harming and it just makes me feel completely worthless... okay now I've finally told someone (or people) I feel slightly better...
So I might update more as it seems to help when I'm in times like this so be prepared for some more X Reader stuff- I've got a few drafted .

Thanks for reading guys ,

FunckyFunnyBunnies