Yogscast X Reader

Trott X Reader- Riddles

"Hello my friends on the interwebs! I am back with another challenge video but today I'm joined by none other than one of the Hat Films members! Chris Trott!"

Trott slowly wheeled himself so he was next to me," If you didn't know this idiot is actually my boyfriend," I introduced ," But anyways Trott would you like to say what this challenge video is and what we have to do?"

"Todays challenge video is the riddle challenge," He paused silently cheering so I decided that once we had recorded this I would put in that little kids cheering audio just for the sake of it" Basically we have a list of riddles we made in our own time and someone reads one riddle off their list and the other has to guess it. However we've got a twist. The person who guess' the most at the end gets to post something ridiculous on the other persons twitter," Trott turned to me with a small smirk plastered on his face ," As its likely I'll win this would you like to read one off my dear?"

"Thank you love," I sarcastically said as I looked down at my neatly arranged sheet of paper. I'm guessing that Trott's is just plain messy..." There are four siblings in this world, all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song forever"

"I'm guessing this is one of them when you have to guess the name?" Trott asked looking deep in thought as I simply nodded propping my head up with the knuckle of my hand," Well that riddle made no sense at all so I'm just going to give up on that one right away!"

"Your joking right?" I questioned him as I gave Trott a concerned look. He nodded," The answer was water, fire, earth and wind. Need I explain?"

"Oh," Realization hit Trott like a rock was thrown at his face," I get it now anyways my turn. What holds water yet if full of holes?"

Ah! A classic riddle that has been around for centuries! Too easy...

"Sponge..."

"Nerd," Trott mumbled under his breath but his head suddenly shot up," REMATCH! Feed me and I will live, give me water and I will die. What am I"

I was going to protest saying that a rematch isn't an option but was quickly cut off by Trott saying 'Rematch' then his next riddle.

"Is it you?" I chuckled softly as Trott looked at me with that face that everyone makes and it always says 'really?'.

"No its fire because you have to give wood as food and water basically kills it"

"Wow," I sarcastically said putting my hand where my heart is," I never knew that water kills fire. My you learn something new everyday! Anyways my turn we see it once in a year, twice in a week and never in a day. What is it?"

Trott suddenly had a strange look on his face as a smirk slowly appeared along with the look on his face ,"Is it porn?"

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" I chuckled nudging his side as he let out a small laugh also.

"Its called being stuck with Smith and Ross but in all seriousness I have no clue"

"And the answer is," I said way too dramatically," the letter e!" I threw my hands up in the air making a derpy face and Trott just sat there watching me. He seems a little off today..." and because you had two go's I'm aloud another go. The shorter I am, the bigger I am. What am I?"

"Okay I think I've heard this one before but I'm not sure... is it penis size?" I went to softly slap him around the face but he blocked me with his arm chuckling," I'm joking! I'm joking! Please don't kill me! But in all honesty its temper"

"Well done you creepy fuck " I mumbled as Trott continued to chuckled to himself.

"Okay my turn,"Trott quickly looked down at his piece of paper then back up to me with a small smile tugging at his lips," Die without me, never thank me. Always watching, never speaking. Always lurking, never seen. What am I?"

It took me a few go's and for some reason Trott let me take ages and then he'd go into deep thought again but I'm not complaining," okay last one is it air?"

Trott slowly clapped with a small smile on his face as I began to read my last one," Ok so the riddle is... Of the king I am blue and of the peasant I am red. Of the frog I am cold and of the dog I am hot. What am I?"

"Blood" Trott directly answered with a smirk on his face again," Can I just say that, that time I could see the answer because of your weird lighting"

"Don't blame me, blame the cousin" I mumbled as Trott softly chuckled again. My cousin is actually Lewis which is a pretty interesting story as he is how I met the idiot I call my boyfriend today but that's another story for another time," Okay that should be all of the riddles and the final amount is-"

"Wait I've got another but you don't have to include it to the points," Trott cut me off as I gave him the look for him to continue what he was saying. As he began I watched as he placed his piece of paper down facing upwards and I was correct about it being messy but he had read all of the riddles on the paper," It involves two people, a slanted figure eight , it could go badly or it could go right, it could wreck on of their jobs... what is it?," I felt a lump in my throat. It was like I knew the answer but I didn't want to answer in case I got it wrong and I looked awkward," The answer is ' Will you (Y/N) marry me?"