Undertale: Sans x Reader

Chapter 10

Undyne and I walked back to the skeleton brothers house, making small conversation on the way. She told me that she would train me to fight just in case if I ever needed it. She told me more about the king, about how I will end up having to fight him.

I didn't want to fight him because honestly, the things that she was telling me about him made him seem like a pretty nice guy. Having to fight someone as nice as him isn't on my list of things to do.

I feel bad though, because I'm the thing that is holding everyone back from returning to the surface. They just need one more human soul to be set free and well, I'm a human.

"Hey are you ok?" Undyne asked me, noticing how tense I began to look.

"Yeah, just thinking about having to fight the king." I told her and she gave me an apologetic look.

When we reached Sans and Papyrus house we walked through the door.

"How was jumping out the window?" I asked Papyrus, with a smirk forming on my face.

"QUITE NICE, ACTUALLY." He told me happily. I laughed at how he didn't catch my sarcasm.

"Y/N did you walk all the way over here?" Sans asked me, widening his eyes, well eye sockets..

"Sans you need to relax. I'm not going to die if I walk. I'm fine, I can take care of myself. I know my limits and I won't surpass them." I reassured him as I placed my hand on his shoulder to comfort him.

He looked at me with a pity look on his face as he hugged me.

"I'm sorry, I just want to make sure you're ok." He told me with a sigh.

"And I am fine. You don't have to worry about me." I told him as I tried to comfort him.

"Would you like to go to Grillby's with me kid?" He asked me, trying to change the subject.

"I would love to!" I told him with a wide smile. We walked out of the front door together and made our way to Grillby's. Making our way to the restaurant, we walked into the entrance. Sans and I walked to the same seats that we sat the first time that Sans brought me there.

Looking at the menu, I still couldn't forgive out what to get. I just decided to get what I got last time I came.

"What would you like?" Sans asked me.

"Just the same thing that I got last time." I told him.

"Grillby! Could I have two orders of burgers and fries." Sans said to Grillby as he went to get our food. It only took a couple of minutes before he came back with our food. I was surprised at how fast it came. It was kind of impressive.

"Grillby, how come you don't ever take off the out of order sign off the jukebox? We both know it's not actually out of order. I promise I won't play "What's new pussycat" over and over again." Sans cooly said to Grillby. Grillby just scoffed and handed us our food and walked away.

"I am so confused right now." I said as I began to laugh at the situation.

"So awhile back I came here like I normally do everyday and I was bored with the same old same old, doing nothing whenever I come here. I decided to play a little joke on everyone here." Sans said with a smirk as he took a bite out of his burger and putting ketchup on it.

"Well continue." I told him, getting interested in his story.

"As a joke I decided to mess around with people with the jukebox. I was one dollar to play three different plays, so I put in seven dollars and I put in twenty one plays of Tom Jones "What's new pussycat". Here's the thing when the song is played twice, people think that "What's new pussycat" is a lot longer than I first thought. When you play it a fourth time everyone starts to think that someone just played "What's new pussycat" four times or someone played it twice and it's a really long song.

Now the fifth time is the kicker! By this point most people understood what was going on and I was just sitting back and watching this one guy and he is on to me and he's mad and his hand it shaking. He's over the staring at his coffee cup and you can just tell that he has some anger issues that he's dealt with.

As the songs fades out and it's dead quiet. The song begins to play a fifth time. "BWWA BWA WHATS NEW PUSSY CAT" the guy looses it and it was fantastic. Now, earlier when I was punching in "what's new pussycat" I decided after the seventh one I should put in one "it's not unusual". That's when the day went from good to great. After seven "what's new pussycat" in a row. Suddenly "it's not unusual" begins to fade in. Then a sigh of relief swept through Grillby's.

And on the other hand when we went back.. Holy shit! As "it's not unusual" fades out. It's dead quiet. "BWA BWWA WHATS NEW PUSSY CAT". People went fucking insane. No one could handle it. So from then on Grillby puts an out of order sign on the jukebox so that will never happen again." He told with with the biggest look of achievement on his face.

As soon as he finished I died of laughter. I feel out of my seat because I was laughing so hard.

"You did not." I tried to say, as I whipped tears from my eyes.

"I did to and it was fucking great!" He said with a confident tone in his voice and a great big smile.

"I can't believe you." I said as I continued to laugh.

"Yeah, Grillby hates me for it." He said with a chuckle. "C'mon, hurry up and eat your food, or else we will be here forever at this pace." He told me.

"Ok, ok. Just let me calm down first, so I don't choke on my food." I told him as I slowly began to try to calm myself down.

I always knew that Sans was a prankster but that was just crazy. It made me laugh so hard but yet feel bad for the poor people who had to endure that. Once I was finally done eating after almost choking on my food a couple of times because I couldn't stop laughing, we made our way out of Grillby's.

"That was the best time I've had in awhile. Thank you for that!" I told him as I have him a hug.

"Ha it's no problem kid." He said as he began to blush slightly.

When we walked into the front door of their house, we were greeted by an angered Papyrus.

"WHAT TOOK YOU TWO SO LONG? IVE BEEN WAITING AN HOUR FOR MY BEDTIME STORY." Papyrus said as he stomped his feet on the ground like a little kid.

"Sorry Paps, I was just telling Y/N something. How about you go to your room and I'll be there soon to read you a story." He told Papyrus as Papyrus walked to his room.

"Could I spend the night here again?" I asked Toriel.

"Oh course you can, my child. As long as Sans is ok with it. Sans is it ok if Y/N spends the night here again?" Toriel asked Sans.

"Of course it is. She can stay as long as she likes." Sans said to Toriel and I. I was so happy that I ran over to Sans and gave him a hug.

"Well I better go into Papyrus room now to read him a story because as you can see, he gets pretty cranky without his bedtime stories." He said as he blushed a ton and walked into Papyrus room.

"Goodnight child. I hope you have a good nice sleep!" Toriel sweetly said as she kissed me on the head and walked out the door.

I walked into Sans room as I plopped myself into his bed. I listened as Sans read to Papyrus. It was so cute! I couldn't help but smile at it. Once he was done he made his way into his room.

"Do you want me to sleep with you again?" Sans asked me awkwardly as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Yes please." I happily told him as he got into the bed with me.

"Goodnight Y/N. I love you." He said. I was so caught off guard by the last thing that he said.

"What did you say?" I asked him.

"N-nothing." He said in a shaky voice.

"I. I love you too Sans." I said as I felt him hold onto me as I feel asleep in his arms.
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I couldn't help but putting the What's new pussycat story in there! When I watched the video on YouTube I thought that it was totally something that I could see Sans doing! And OMG Sans and Y/N are being sook cute! <3 please leave a comment and vote for this chapter if you enjoyed it
~Allison