Alright, I guess I should start now? Oh, and my name here is Alex.
Master Hand (will be abbrivieted MM): Alright, everyone ready? Roy, get ready to interview.
Roy: (currently in a pool party with Lillina, Robin's female form, and Ness) Cumon! Can't you see we're having fun?
MM: (zaps Roy)
Roy: Fine.
*Door opens, Asian transdude with black hair wearing a leather jacket and jeans comes in.*
???: Am I late?
Robin (girl, will be called Raven here) Oh shit (ducks below water, turns into male self) Oh, hey Alex. Show's about to start.
Alex: Good. Is Roy interviewing? *please say no*
MM: Sorry, dear but he is.
Alex: Shit.
Ness: Dear?
Alex: Master Hand's my dad.
Roy: Oh god no.
*Show starts*
Roy: Hello, everybody, I'm Roy a-
Alex: Everyone knows that.
Roy: (sticks tounge out) Too bad. Welcome to the SSB4 Talk Show!!! *everyone claps* Ok, so, I a-
MM: Just introduce the staff.
Roy: Fine, sheesh. So, operating everything electricity related, Pichu!
Rabid Pichu fangirls scream.
Roy: Operating cameras, Young Link!!!
Rabid YL Fans: Young Link!
Roy: Writing the script, Ice Climbe-oh no.
*sees 21% percent of audience frozen*
Roy: And doing random shit, Alex!!!
Alex: Thanks! First up is Marth!
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The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
