The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show

Shulk

Marth: Did Lillina finally find out about Roy's idiocity?

Alyysa: Nope. That's Johany.

Marth: Why is he making out with Roy?

MH: Dare

Marth: Oh.

Show start

Roy: Everyone welcome the Monado bo-

???: Riki! Dunban!

Riki, Dunban, and Shulk nearly kill Roy, but is healed by Dacter Mayro.

Roy: uhhhhh

Shulk: I love you too

Roy: (Lights up) So, was that your final smash?

Shulk: It really was.

Lillina: Oh, great.

Shulk: Who's the hot chic?

Link: Johany

Shulk: The shapeshifter?

Lillina: Yeah

Shulk: (throws up)

Roy: What's your weapon of choice?

Shulk: This (holds up sword)

Roy: Shiny

Alyysa: nooooo

Roy: Do you have ... NANA AND POPO!!!

Ice Climbers: Eeek!

Shulk: Yes I do. ALYYSA COME UP HERE!

Alyysa: (blush)

Roy: Trust me, she has a dark side.

Alyysa: OH DO YOU WANT ME TO LET HER OUT?

Roy: sure? *in case i dont survive, next is wii fit trainer*

Dark Alyysa: (SCREAM)