Riley and Kayla: SEASON FINALE

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Alright, guys, this is the last episode of season 1 before the show goes on hiatus for a week!

The doors are slowly getting opened.

Alyysa: Alright everyone, act natural!

Doors open, and everyone slowly turns their head at them. Kayley and Ashley cant hold in their excitement and scream.

Ashley and Kayley: IT'S RILEY AND KAYLA!!

Everyone loses it.

Alyysa: Uh, hello, guys! W-Welcome to our show!

Riley: Thank you. (looks at Kayla, then Alyysa) I guess there are already three Smash Bros interview shows.

Alyysa: Oh, we're not the only ones. There's one more (looks at Johany). HEY JOHANY GET OVER HERE!!

Johany walks over to the hosts.

Alyysa: Meet Johany. He's also hosting a show, though right now it only has one episode.

Johany: Uh, h-hey, guys. It's truly an honor to meet you two.

Kayla: Thank you!

Riley: I know. We're kind of a big deal. (heh heh) So, when does the show begin?

Alyysa: In about a minute.

Kayla: Please dont tell me Roy's interviewing.

Alyysa: Well, with Riley doing it, then YOU doing it, then it's pretty much Tabuu not to make him do it.

Everyone laughs, just as the show starts.

Alyysa: Hello, everyone! Welcome to the Season 1 Finale of the Super Smash Bros Talk Show!

Everyone minus Riley and Kayla: WHAT?!!!

Alyysa: XD too funny. So-

Roy: WE HAVE RILEY AND KAYLA!

Audience blows up while Riley and Kayla walk up to the studio

Roy: Please tell me you don't hate me.

Kayla: How could we-

Roy: YAY!

Kayla: -not?

Roy: CUMON!!!

Audience laughs.

Roy: Alright. first question. What are your abilities and weapons (or cars i can crash)

Kayla: I HEARD YOU! Does he do this every show?

Pichu: Chu...(Yes)

Riley; Crap.

Kayla: I have a sword, and all the powers-

Alyysa: ME TOO!

Kayla and Alyysa: TWINSIES!

Riley, Johany, and Shulk: (roll eyes) Ugh, girls.

Riley: Well, if you can even count these powers, I am smart, introvert (ROB: LONER) HEY SHUT UP!, and I am good at videogames (every guy runs to the TV and engages in a Mario Kart 9 race (I am aware that Mario Kart 9 still does not exist.)

Roy: So what do you both like?

C. Falcon: How is it possible that he actually focuses on an interview?!

Riley: (he won) Well, yeah! How the flip?!

Samus: Look at his neck.

Roy: ( looks at his neck, and sees a shock collar) WHATTHEFUCKISTHISSHIT?!

MH: A shock collar.

Alyysa: Me and my dad put it on him while he was sleeping.

Kayla: Who's your dad?

Alyysa: Master Hand.

Riley: Wait, you men to tell me, Master Hand, the supreme lord of the Smash universe, is your DAD?!

Alyysa: Yeah.

Roy: GET THIS OF ME!

MH: No.

Roy: (dramatic music plays as he takes out of remote control)

Roy; Get. This. Off. Me.

MH: NO!

Roy: Oh well. Bye bye! (presses the button and is teleported out of the room)

Riley: Oh well.

Kayla: A world without Roy is a world without sadne-OH MY FUCKING GOD!

Roy crashes in Samus' ship, and on the other side, the wrecking ball crashes in.

Samus, MH, Alyysa, Riley, Kayla: ROY!!!!!!!!!

Marth: (walks in) Hey gu-WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE?!

Kayla: Hey, Marty Marth.

Marth: AND WHY IS MY LITTLE SISTER HERE?!

Riley: And you're related to Marth?! Who else here is related to a Smash fighter?!

Johany: Me.

Alyysa: Oh well.

CF: I spoke too soon.

Kayla: Back to the question, pranks, sports, videogames, music, and friends.

Riley: Video games, reading, lack of social interaction (ROB: LONER) SHUT UP ROB!!

Commercial Break

Alyysa: Oh well.Stay tuned for a microinterview with them, and THE SEASON CLOSURE EPISODE!

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