Sage: Please
Cory: No
Sage: Please
Cory: No
Sage: PLEEEASE!!!
Cory: Sorry, cutie, but even if I wanted to, I can't. I set this to 1 hour. Plus, Imma make it forever if you dont stop complaining.
Lucina: *fuck you*
Cory: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Show starts
Roy: Everyone, welcome back to the Smash Talk Show!! Now, please welcome, NESS!!
Roy gets hit with 10 asteroids, then a smokey figure comes in, revealing himself to be Ness.
Ness: PK Cool.
Ness fangirls scream
Roy: Alrighty, then. So, how do you feel about Smash 4?
Ness: Fuck you, Sakurai
Roy: So, do you want anyone back from ssbb or ssbm?
Ness: LUCAS!!! (starts crying)
Samus: Ok, then?
3 minutes later
MH: OK!! Teh tiem iz ticking!!! Plez stahp!
Ness: Ok?
Roy: Ok, last que-
Commercial Break
Ness: Finally
Alyysa: *Johany's gonna be so happy*
Sage: Huh?
YOU ARE READING
The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
