Lucy: I love you, Johany (kiss)
Johany: Love you too.
Luis: Wow. You are so cuddly with Lucina. I almost forgot you were ever with Clarissa!
Shulk, Raven, Lucina: (one at a time) Clarissa?
Johany: Clari... Oh... (cries and runs into office)
Lucina: What the fuck was that about?
Luis: Uh...
Everyone goes to the office, where everything goes to the office where everything seems normal but...
MH: WHO THREW OUT MY BOBBLEHEAD HAWIAIIAN GIRL?!
Shulk:(smirk) You have one?
Alyysa: Dad, it's right here!
MH: But...
Rose: -_-
Alyysa: JOHANY!!
Silence
Luis: (grabs the Hawaiian girl bobblehead) If this isn't him, then he won't mind if we break it!
Lucina: NO!
Hawaiian Bobblehead Girl (will be abbriviated HBHG) ALRIGHT! It's me!
Rose: Um...
Lucina: What's going on? Does this have something to do with that Clarissa girl?
HBHG: Well, yeah. (grows to normal size) Here's the thing. In the SSBB Talk Show, 3 years ago, I hadn't met Lucina yet. I had another girlfriend, Clarissa.
Raven: Did you break up?
HBHG: No. At the end, we were attacked by Tabuu, and she sacrificed herself to save me, Alyysa, Luis, Cylen, and one other person. If it weren't for her, EVERYONE here would be dead.
Rose: Oh, =(
Cory: I'm sorry for your loss.
Johany:(he turned back) Yeah, she was great. (3 minutes later) Um, can I stay in her form until I get over it?
MH: If it makes you feel better...
Johany: Thanks.
Johany turns into black smoke and shifts around. When he solidifies, a 12 year old redhead wearing short shorts, a tank top, and sandals is left behind.
Cory: That's her? No wonder you loved her!
Roy: Hello, cutie...
Clarissa: Roy! I'm not a gir...Well, I technically am one now...
Rose: You're gonna have to get a boyfriend.
Clarissa: Nah, I'll just go the lesbian route.
Lucina: Thanks, sweetie (kisses Clarissa)
Cory: Uh...
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The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
