Johany: Uh, I got to go.
Lucina: Sweetie, where are you going?
Johany: Uh, somewhere.
MH: Eh, whatever. ROY! STOP LOOKING FOR THE WRECKING BALL!
Roy: But it's one of my only 3 friends!
Marth: YOU WRECKED RILEY'S AND KAYLA'S SHOWS!!! DON'T WRECK ALYYSA'S!!!
Show starts
Roy: Everyone, welcome Zero Suit Sam-OWW!!!
Starship starts shooting at Roy. ZSS jumps out.
ZSS: Yo
Roy: (;))
ZSS: Don't you even think about it.
Roy: So, are you and Samus the same person?
ZSS: Yeah
Roy: What are your vehicles/weapons/powers/etc.?
ZSS: I don't have my power suit, but I do got this blaster and starship.
Roy: Oh yeah. (runs outside)
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOO
Starship crashes into studio.
Roy: Yeah!!!!
MH: Roy!!
MH uses telekinesis to lift Roy down and zaps him.
Roy: Owwies
Nana: (smirk)
Roy: So, do you have any tatoo- NANA!!
ZSS: Tons. (takes off clothes) oh crap
Alyysa: Wait a sec... What is thi...Johaaaany?
ZSS: Alright. Its me.
Lucina: Why??
ZSS: Well, she couldn't make it snd she asked me to fill in for her.
Alyysa: Busy with what?
ZSS: Ridley.
Ridley crashes into studio, Samus follows.
Samus: Thanks
ZSS: (thumbs up)
Roy: Well, that ends our interview?
ZSS: Sure.
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The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
