MH and Shulk: (crying)
Alyysa: It'll be alright.
Dead Silence
Roy: (hums Ghostbusters theme song.)
Lucina: Idiot.
Phone: Ring Ring.
MH: Yeah...He is...Ok. ROY! STAND AT THE DOOR!
Show starts.
Alyysa: Hello, everyone. Today we ha-
Kayley: (comes in through door) Hey guy... Why is everyone sad?
Alyysa: Alyysa died.
Kayley: You're right there.*people speaking in third person are creepy*
Alyysa: I'm Johany.
Kayley: Oh (starts crying) I CAN'T DO THIS!! (splits in two)
Chrom runs in and starts slashing at Roy. Robin flies in and shoots Roy with spells. They deal the final blow together.
Roy: Owwies
Alyysa: Thanks. So was that your final smash?
Robin: Yeah
Alyysa: Who is your worst enemy?
Robin: Marth
Lucina: Tee hee
Alyysa: Are you annoyed by the fact that your fanbase ships you and Lucina even though she ready has a boyfriend?!!
Robin: I hate it. The Lucina in Riley's show is obssessed over me.
Alyysa: What is your main weapon?
Marth: DONT ANSWER THAT! (dun dun dun)
Robin: Alright. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS?!!!
Marth: Yes. I. Do.
Robin: Nosferatu.
Marth almost died
Ness: Dacter Mayro!
Heals Marth
Roy: Woo-hoo
Robin: Thank you. Can I ask you a question, Pit?
Pit: Sure.
Robin: How come you didn't make a big entrance?
Pit: I was already summoned when Roy killed Alyysa.
Alyysa: So, what is your relationship with Raven?
Roy: She used to be my sister before some accident caused us to fuse.
Popo: Cool
Kay and Lee: My and my sister fuse too!
Show ends
Allysa: Next up is a dare!
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The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
