Marth: You couldn't let me finish, could you. (whacks Roy in the head)
Roy: Owwies
Show starts
Roy: Welcome back to the SSB4 Talk Show! Introduc-OWWW
???:CRITICAL HIT!!!
Johany: (blush)
Roy gets repeatedly stabbed by a sword. Marth jumps up. He takes off his mask, revealing long hair and the he is a girl.
Alyysa: Good job.
???: Thanks.
Ness: (to Johany) You okay, Pikachu?
Johany: ehhhhh
Roy: So, Lucina, see you like me now.
Lucina: (sarcastically) Yeah
Roy: SORRY LILINA!
Lucina: Roy, you jackass.
Roy: I am insulted.
Lucina: You're welcome.
Roy: First question, are you related to Chrom?
Lucina: He's my dad.
Roy and Robin: (WTF face)
Roy: HOW?!
Lucina: Im from the future.
Roy: Oh, that makes sense. Next question, why are you in Smash?
Lucina: They confused me for Marth. He almost got cut.
Marth: Fuck you Lucina.
Roy: Ok, do you hav-ICE CLIMBERS
Nana and Popo hide behind Alyysa.
Lucina: I do.
Everyone:Ooooooooooooooohhh.
Roy: Who is it?
Lucina: It's...
Dramatic music.
Lucina: It's Johany
Everyone: OH MY GOD
Johany: Yeah. (kisses Lucina.)
Lucina: (Spins bowling ball on her finger)
Roy: That reminds me...(goes outside)
Marth: This can't be good.
Alyysa, Johany, and Lucina: What do you mea-OH FUCKING GOD!!!
Roy comes in on a wrecking ball
Roy: I CAME IN LIEK A WRECKING BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: OH DEAR LORD!!!!!!!
Roy: I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE!!!
MH: ALYYSA!
Alyysa: Fine. (eyes go white. Roy is suddenly surrounded by a blue aura and is lifted down.)
Roy: NOOOOOO!!!!
Commercial break
Roy: Next up is Zero Suit Samus
Johany: What was that about?
Link: He loves wrecking ball and crashed into Kayla's show.
Lucina: Oh.
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The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
