Johany: Can you please leave?
Cylen: I like annoying you, so no.
Johany: Crap
Show Starts
Roy: Everyone, welcome back to the Smash 4 Talk Show!! Now we have the *cough cough* fastest thing alive, Sonic!!
???: SUPER SONIC STYLE!!
Gangnam Style starts playing while a golden hedgehog beats up Roy. 7 emeralds fly out if the hedgehog, and it rurns blue.
Sonic: Sup.
Rabid Sonic fangirls scream
???:Fuck ALL of you! He's mine!'
Sonic: Fuck my life
A pink hedgehog wearing a red dress holding a hammer runs up to Sonic.
Sonic: Fuck off, Amy.
Amy: NEVER!!
Roy: So, what are your abilities?
Sonic: I'm the fastest thing alive.
CF: Falcoun...
Sonic: I'm a good friend of Johany. I can make him write a C.Falcon X UglyBetty fanfiction.
CF: You're the fastest thing alive.
Sonic: Thought so.
Roy: Who are your friends?
Sonic: Johany, Rose, Megaman, Pacman, Mario, Kirby, and Pikachu. I annoy Fox by calling him "Tails"
Amy: I also happen to be his girlfriend.
Sonic: I would do anything to get her out of my life.
Roy: What is your final smash?
Sonic closes his eyes. 7 crystals fly out of nowhere, and he turns golden. He starts beating up Roy for a minute, and then turns normal again.
Roy: Owwies
Commercial Break
Amy: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE (drags Sonic to the closet)
Sonic: NOOOO!!
YOU ARE READING
The Super Smash Bros. Talk Show
FanfictionSo, I figured Id do something different, so here it is. I got Riley and Kayla here too.
